No chickens again. Construction blocked their haunt, so the forecast was… hopeful denial.

Skipped the morning post, thinking maybe it wasn’t a real 0-chicken day. But alas, the chickens were right. The vibes were off, the tasks relentless, and the energy? Feral.
#TheChickenTheory #TheyAlwaysKnow

When you’re trying to sneak a midnight snack. #theyalwaysknow #cats

Stretching for the camera. #theyalwaysknow

A dilute torti Siamese mix cat with one blue eye. She is laying on a gray fleece blanket on top of the back of a couch. She was asleep.

I swear to god she was asleep just before I took this picture. #theyalwaysknow

[S] Cats: hey, man. Where you guys going? Me: Hawaii. Cats: Well then aloha and f*** you both. #TheyAlwaysKnow #MyCatsCanTotallyTalk