#ThingsIWishIDidNotKnow

A tweet of mine from May 7, 2022: Oh, humans, no..... #WorldNakedGardeningDay [image of a barn owl with huge eyes against a lot of red-orange and purple-blue flowers]

What pale, flabby, cold humans look like.

Yes, I am body-shaming. Stop uploading those images.🦉💢

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That I had/have an older brother or sister that mum never told me and my brother about.....

Why didn't you tell us Mum 🤔

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A neighbor told me years ago that the full length mirrors on my wardrobe allowed them a full view of my bedroom 😶

I'm A Celebrity South Africa? Reminds me of that Spitting Image anti apartheid song #ThingsIWishIDidNotKnow
🎵I've never met a nice South African...

youtu.be/hqEFhx8-CQ0?...

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That the item I bought last week for full price is now on sale.

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The Devil Wears Prada 2 will soon be on at the pictures.

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A chinchilla kept as a pet on its own will die of loneliness. ☹️

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If you can hit a cow's backside with a banjo then you could be a striker for Chelsea.

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Black pudding is made from vampire vomit.

The dice are loaded, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed

The war is over, the good guys lost

The fight was fixed, the poor stay poor, the rich get rich

That's how it goes

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#ThingsIWishIDidNotKnow everything, how great would it be having to experience everything you ever did for the first time again.
First kiss
First shag
First Spliff...etc

The trouble I've seen

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Everyone on this tag is a damn alien. 👽

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Meat doesn't have "juice" it's water, blood and fat.

37?!? In a row?

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The Chelsea manager has just been sacked. ⚽

Donald Trump is a fucking scumbag

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The contents of a woman's handbag. They can even get a cup of coffee in there.

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Truly, how many people are on the road that think OTHER people are terrible drivers.
Pot, meet kettle...

The cholesterol hasn't worked yet

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how the sausage is made

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"the worst of the worst" aren't in Minnesota,
they're in the Epstein files
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

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#ThingsIWishIDidNotKnow things that can’t be unseen 😱

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Some people can't digest corn. iPhones do not float.

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Dang it! I wish I had not stumbled upon #JFKjr being cut in half in that plane crash! #thingsiwishididnotknow

Well, this took me down an unpleasant rabbit hole. #thingsIwishIdidnotknow