#ThingsYouCanSayAboutTheSunButNotYourSpouse
You’re so bright.
Maybe there’s a good reason I’m divorced. 🤣
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It exists.
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Yeah the world revolves around you.
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it’s a good thing i only see you during the day.
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i like you better when you’re not that bright.
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You’re sapping my energy.
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#ThingsYouCanSayAboutTheSunButNotYourSpouse I will only allow the sun to tan my arse..
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Wouldn't want to beam you.
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always there
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Good energy.
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Only high at noon.
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Much more harmful these days.
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Some day you'll expand to a massive size until you explode
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Still looks the same after all these years, what a star.
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Wouldn't want to go there.
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Bleached all the colour out of my favourite shirt.
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Hello solar!
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Lights up your life.
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Can make plants grow and flower.
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92 million miles away. The perfect distance.
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Not so bright now.
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#ThingsYouCanSayAboutTheSunButNotYourSpouse One is a bloated, gaseous body that no one wants to get too close to, and the other is the sun.
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Went out last night. Came back at dawn. Not a word of apology.
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Too much exposure to it can be really bad for you.
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It's at sundown that you really get a true sense of just how big it is.
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#ThingsYouCanSayAboutTheSunButNotYourSpouse Long expose can lead to health concerns
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I've seen atoms do splits, and it's so much hotter!
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What the fuck?!? You need to stop! You're so fucking annoying!
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