Today’s Papers #180: Britain, Now Operating As A Slot Machine With Missiles War up top, panic in the middle, horses in the trim, and tiny print doing the work of a constitution.

If Britain ever publishes a Bill of Rights, page three will offer odds. Right then. Let’s see which paper is trying to sell your adrenal gland back to you this morning.

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