Current state of everything: probably should have been done about four months ago
#PhDLife but also #ToddlerParentLife or maybe just #Life
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Up and ill. Once again it's the toddler's fault. #ToddlerParentLife
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Chile the way I've been outside with my son and his friend girls in this hot ass son for the past 3 hours, I am about to bathe this boy, shower, put a fresh quilt set on this bed and basically die the rest of the evening. My knees. My back. I ain't built like that. #ToddlerParentLife
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I just bought Valentine's Day gifts for 4 girls for my son. Y'all he's 3 years old. The girls in question are at least twice his age. Make it make sense. Is this what I have to look forward to raising a boy? Geesh. #ToddlerParentLife
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Up and feeling absolutely terrible today. Is it the cold? Is it the flu? Who knows? I just know my child is too blame and once again I want to cry because toddlers are really little germ carriers. And I still have to work. Ugh. #ToddlerParentLife
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Husband jokingly told toddler he could nap on his little toddler trampoline…so now we’re napping on the trampoline. #toddlerparentlife
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The toddler stays bringing home some kind of illness from school. At this point I feel like just bombing the house with sanitizer and never letting him leave home again. He always bringing something back. Ugh. #ToddlerParentLife
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My son already has a fidget game. I bought myself a Pikachu one for Christmas. We are currently fighting over the Pikachu fidget game. Everytime I start smashing levels he grabs it out of my hands. Send help. #ToddlerParentLife
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My munchkin got up and opened his gifts, picked one to play with, and climbed up in my bed. Yes. He gets it. This is how you do Christmas, son. You got the whole day to play later when we get up for real. #ToddlerParentLife
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I woke up this morning with a praise on my heart playing my old time Gospel and boy did my son want to start cutting up. I told him we are running them spirits up out here boy. He looked at me like I lost my mind. He's 3. #ToddlerParentLife #SundayMornings
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Can't stop, won't stop getting sick.
#toddlerparentlife #fuckproductivity #atleastmykidiscute #onmythirdwatchoftotoro
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My son wakes up every morning choosing violence. He is almost 4. Munchkin needs to get it together. #ToddlerParentLife
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My 3 soon to be 4 year old is a whole super villain and I cannot be convinced otherwise. I get so tired of his dad defending all his behavior like he can do no wrong. Sir, he gets it from your ass. #ToddlerParentLife
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Parenting is your toddler waking you up early, destroying the house and then said toddler goes back to sleep snoring as if he has just worked an overnight shift. #ToddlerParentLife
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The way my munchkin came home and climbed up in my bed and went straight to sleep; I swear that boy act like he worked a job instead of went to daycare. #ToddlerParentLife
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