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Are you one of the great majority of British people
Bobby J claims are in favour of leaving the ECHR.
He said it stops them governing how they want to.
Using Border Control as his lever.
#ToryStory
#Starmergeddon will just be a continuation of the #ToryStory with a new emperor wearing the same old clothes.
It'll be great to have integrity at the heart of government:
• Raab: not a feminist
• Sunak: partied while we died
• Hunt: led the dismantling of the NHS
• Zahawi: used our money to heat stables
• Mordaunt: slashed benefits, lied about Brexit
#ToryStory
The #ToryStory: "Let's get school's open before people realise that dismantling society made vulnerable kids desperate..."
How many of the Tory front bench have previously been sacked from high-profile roles for incompetence, misconduct or dishonesty? #ToryStory
Before #COVID19, 34% of all children in the UK lived in poverty (in the 6th largest economy on earth)! Just part of the #ToryStory.
It isn't just coronavirus the Tories got wrong...
Honestly, Priti Patel could gut a homeless person, Dominic Raab could shoot an immigrant, Matt Hancock could wave his little willy around in public & Boris Johnson could take a shit in the Serpentine before the MSM expressed anything more emotive than mild distaste. #ToryStory
Government health advisors saying we need to build ‘herd immunity’ suggests they see us as cattle.
To a Tory, you are just meat.
#ToryStory
#covid19
Overheard Downing Street conversation between Johnson & Cummings: “If only there was someone heading the Intelligence & Security Committee who was thick enough to ignore the threat to national security & bury the Russia Report & ensure it never comes out. If only...”
#ToryStory
Morning madness: Chris Grayling has been announced as the new Chair of Parliament's Intelligence & Security Committee three weeks early. The decision has been moved forward to avoid speculation it was an April Fool's joke.
#ToryStory
#FailingGrayling
Utter contempt for voter stupidity - that's the #ToryStory metro.co.uk/2020/03/05/mps-get-3-1-p...
Shock headlines reveal that Tories aren't very nice!
Downing Street knows that if Priti Patel is hung out to dry for bullying the little people, Dominic Cummings won't have a leg to stand on. He'll probably stand on a neck instead.
#ToriesFault #ToryStory...
Coronavirus...
Is it true that within 3 months of taking power, Boris Johnson's Tory government has changed the NHS from a National Health Service free at the point of use, to a lock yourself up at home & die quietly service?
Did this really happen?
#ToryStory
A strange truth of modern Britain is that even most Tories can't believe Boris Johnson was elected Prime Minister. #ToryStory
While ordinary Brits literally starve to death as society's safety nets are dismantled by Tories, millionaire Lords give themselves a massive 'benefits' hike.
I'd say the elites couldn't be more blatant, but they'll find a way. All part of the #ToryStory...
This isn't a spoof, the Tories really do want nurses to carry out surgery to cut waiting lists!
It's all part of the #ToryStory...
More than 2.5 years since 72 people were killed in Grenfell Tower, half a million people are still at risk in similar flats & the public inquiry is delayed to protect the company bosses who cut the corners which killed.
This is all part of the #ToryStory...
Oxford English Dictionary dons have confirmed an 86% rise in levels of inane claptrap emitted from Downing Street since Boris Johnson became PM.
"That's pretty extraordinary when you consider that Mrs May was the previous incumbent," a bemused boffin reflected.
#ToryStory
They’ve printed a special extra batch of 10,000 notes specifically for the Cabinet to burn in front of homeless people. It will be costed in the 1st budget as ‘petty cash.’
It’s all part of the #ToryStory
Tory parliamentary candidate Simon Hart has been caught adding swastikas to his own campaign materials. It's just part of the #ToryStory www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/simon-h...
Who are the Tories?
Remember when Cayman Islands tax avoider Sajid Javid sold CDOs for Deutsche Bank, leading to the banking crash of 2008?
He's now Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Just part of the #ToryStory
Who are the Tories?
Remember when Boris Johnson was sacked from The Times for lying, accused Hillsborough survivors of being 'hooked on grief' and consigned a British mother to an Iranian jail where she still suffers?
He's now Prime Minister.
Just part of the #ToryStory
Who are the Tories?
Remember when Theresa May sacked Priti Patel as Secretary of State for International Development because she secretly funded Israeli field hospitals?
He's now Home Secretary.
Just part of the #ToryStory
Who are the Tories?
Remember when Theresa May sacked Gavin Williamson as Defence Secretary because he leaked state secrets?
He's now in charge of our schools.
Just part of the #ToryStory
MSM tabloids like the Daily Mail, the Express, Sun and Star are literally like an Eton toff stomping into a working men's club, putting on a northern accent and telling people what to do.
#ToryStory
Ask Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe who the worst Foreign Secretary we ever had was.
Oh, you can't. She's still in jail in Iran.
#ToryStory