Is there an equivalent to "hangry" for being extra-confused and hungry? Because I'm that.

#Coeliac #Tokyo #TravelSkeets

I had a conversation with my gastro specialist about my travel plans ahead of time, of course, but he didn't think to give me a prescription for beans.

Because that would be mad.

#Coeliac #Tokyo #TravelSkeets

Today I learned: Japanese airport security requires that I carry a doctor's letter prescribing the tin of baked beans I travel with (my emergency Coeliac-safe backup meal).

I did not have one, funnily enough. Emergency beans promptly confiscated as contraband. #Coeliac #Tokyo #TravelSkeets

A photo of Vancouver. A boat is cruising across the water in a sunbeam, with buildings and a snow-topped mountain in the background.

Hobart? Is that you? (View from our hotel room) #Vancouver #TravelSkeets

Vancouver feels a lot like someone took Melbourne and plonked it onto the Hobart landscape. #Vancouver #TravelSkeets

Achievement unlocked: saw a moose (from the nice, safe vantage of a train window)

#Jasper #TravelSkeets

An elk with great big antlers lying down in the snow, chewing their cud. The backdrop hints at a magnificent snowy mountain range.

We met some of the locals yesterday. #Elk #Banff #TravelSkeets

A photo of a highway sign covered in deep snow. The words "fire danger" are partially visible through the ice.

Hmmm #LakeLouise #TravelSkeets

Absolutely do not rate the toilets over here.

Shape of the pan? Wrong. Flush? Anemic, ineffective. Stalls? UNCOMFORTABLY exposed. You're heavily incentivised to be on your phone because otherwise you might make eye contact with someone.

And dudes CHAT in there. PLS NO. #Canada #TravelSkeets

A dramatic vista of a gothic-looking, snow-covered chalet across a frozen river

Merry Crimble, everyone #Banff #TravelSkeets

Bloody young geographical features, no respect for gravity #Canmore #TravelSkeets

The mountains around here don't seem fussed with conventional niceties like "foothills". It's just a complete discontinuity between flat-ass open plains and vertical. #Canmore #TravelSkeets

A photo of the Three Sisters mountain peaks near Canmore, Canada. They're snow covered, backlit against an icy sky, and very dramatic.

Hello from Skyrim, apparently #Canmore #TravelSkeets

Nostril icicles #Calgary #TravelSkeets

Questionable branding decisions, Calgary edition: clothes store named "vivid beige" #Calgary #TravelSkeets

Grocery store sushi and a bottle of wine just hits different in a London hotel #TravelSkeets

First my lyft driver earlier this afternoon was driving a cybertruck, and now the hotel lobby is playing Fox News 🤮 #TravelSkeets

I am on hour 10 of this 12 hour train ride and it was very pretty while it was light enough outside to see but I am starting to be ready to not be on a train #TravelSkeets

Listen - if you’re sitting behind me on a flight - STOP USING MY SEAT TO GET UP! Especially if I’m sleeping.

Also - it’s shocking how many ear buds get handed out and just left / thrown away on a flight. What a shame how much trash we generate.

#TravelSkeets