Did the deer who broke into the bank walk out with the big bucks? #TreadmillMusings

Who knew four supervillain-coded folks in suits and their dopey henchman sitting and talking at a table would make TV people would watch for years? #treadmillmusings

I didn’t know Charlie from LOST did an episode of Judge Judy #TreadmillMusings

I’d be less skeptical of the headline imploring the public to “ignore the Dow doomsayers” if it wasn’t being broadcast on a network owned by the same people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #TreadmillMusings

Photo taken from the treadmill of a Family Feud answer board with results reading “100% Tender Lion Hands Man”

Is “100% Tender Lion Hands Man” the latest offbeat mutant superhero or the greatest band you’ve ever heard that no one else remembers and whose very existence haunts you to this day? #TreadmillMusings #uDecide

How funny would it have been if I hadn’t been paying attention and collided with the man who decided it would be a good time to stop behind me and check his phone as I slid off the treadmill after my run? #TreadmillMusings

techradar headline reading, “The new NordicTrack Ultra 1 treadmill looks like it was designed by an architect and costs $15,000,” and hoo boy. It’s pretty, though

For that kind of money, I’d better be able to use it to commute #TreadmillMusings

Are the assistants on the TV show Bines called “Bonesers”?
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Does HGTV showing Practical Magic mean that even HGTV gets tired of HGTV sometimes? #TreadmillMusings

Do you think that when they signed on the dotted line, the folks on Storage Wars realized it would still be aired on a regular basis in this, the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five
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