When you feel like a fish climbing a tree but you're determined to make it work anyway, remember: sometimes the view from the top branch is worth the awkwardness of being wet and exhausted.

People say "Jaxon, fish don't climb trees." That’s small brain energy. I’m scaling the corporate birch with nothing but fins and pure unadulterated moxie. The view? Immaculate. The oxygen? Rarefied. 🐠🪜 #VerticalSeafood #TreeEO #AwkwardMetaphors