#truFax

A skeleton Halloween decoration sits on a Sybian sex toy, on a wooden stool.

Girl, I’ve sat on that #Sybian once before. I almost died, too. 💀 #trufax

Only in ‘Wicked’.
#trufax

Everybody knows the Moon was blasted out of orbit in 1999 and what we see in the sky is a projection by Jewish space lasers.

Artemis is just the cover story for a mission to go recalibrate the projectors.

Do your own research, people.

#TruFax

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She was known as The Hampshire HighJumper.

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It's also true that *very* stinky runny cheese (Epoisses, 𝑝𝑎𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒) just makes you smarter.

#Trufax

I once did a live show at a fetish club to Yakety Sax.

#TruFax

Ice cream helps heal bone fractures. #Trufax

I never believed in forms of #idolatry,
cultish constructs or even astrology.
But I kinda worshipped Ms. Joni Mitchell.
She is a goddess, or maybe some kind of witch. Well,
how to explain such musical magic, such songwriter sorcery.

#vss356 #DailyLimerick #trufax

I once was adopted by a young #savant. He

just decided 1 day 2 call me his auntie.

That move was kind of characteristic

4 the boy, since he was autistic,
and 2 the day of his death loved big & lived big, brave, free, jaunty.

#ForAlec #vss365 #DailyLimerick #trufax

There was Betti, a young girl from Germany,
who let her dumb record company
choose an artist name for her. And hey,

her maiden name, „Zank“, meant #skirmish, so they

chose "Betti Battle", German: "Gefecht". Ja, that girl was me.

#vss365 #DailyLimerick #trufax #RL

I once worked for a porn mag with a chief editor
who fancied himself some sort of #progenitor
of every writer who ever wrote
anything. He was sure every "reader" would vote
for him to receive a merit order from the senator.

And that is not a metaphor!
#vss365 #DailyLimerick #trufax #prompt

#trufax I'd much rather deal with 110° at 10% than 90° at 90% anytime.

Did you know? Cheese! It's true! #TruFax #cheese

If we're sticking with Latin roots, the proper counterpart of phallocentric would be cunnicentric.
#nojoke #trufax

They were called The Strawbs after Mike Berry left #Trufax #totp

Most people don't realise that Italian DJ and record producer Benny Benassi was named after this dude. #truFax

Strangely, Lynx never released a fragrance called Intuition. #Trufax #totp

#trufax The carabiner clip was invented by snack-loving Germans to securely carry big-ass bakery pretzels up the mountain.

I can hear him snoring when I am downstairs with the TV on and he is upstairs. #trufax

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Parkrun additional. If you voluneer, you are guaranteed to get the trifecta of Bingo's. #Proof #TruFax

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#trufax
(Mayor Kyarina remains undefeated. Sure, we've still got to get around to setting up that special PvP prize for whomever can defeat her in battle, but that particular task just keeps getting bumped down the list as it clearly isn't happening anytime soon!)
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#minecraft #smp

named - Map your surname across the UK named - Map your surname across the UK. Find out where your surname is unusually popular, or where we think you might have met your partner.

I know without looking at this that the epicentre for me will be Swindon, which has the highest concentration of Pontings IN THE WORLD #Trufax

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I joke about clowning but I was mentioning how I actually took some circus skills classes once and Artie said, "Yeah, sounds about right"

What else would you guys absolutely believe about me if I casually dropped some lore?

With #trufax like Orgy Queen and Taxidermy achievements

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Now salagadoola means menchicka boolaroo
But the thingamabob that does the job is
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

#wisdom #disneyfacts #trufax #hashtags