Satire: GOP's 'Trump Trust Covenant Accounts' Pledge Newborn Allegiance & $1000 Progressive satire on the GOP's 'Trump Trust' for babies, reimagined as 'Trump Covenant Accounts.' $1000 for newborns, plus a lifetime of allegiance. Creepy or covenant? Read the laugh.

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