Awake from your cult madness
Trump's heart is made of stone
There's nothing in him caring
And he's oligarchy-owned 5/6
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Stop thinkin' revolution
Like that angry demagogue
Trump was never a business genius
And his brain is now in fog 3/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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It Ain't Trump Bitch v1.5
[Bob Dylan "It Ain't Me Babe"]
Pull your heads out of your asses
And some words of wisdom heed
Trump's not the one to lead us
Trump's not the one we need 1/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Just lie, attack and don't admit defeat,
And you can rule cult minions in the GOP!
(Just lie, attack and don't admit defeat,
And you can rule cult minions in the GOP!) 12/12
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I snuggled up to Putin so gainfully,
That now I am the ruler of the GOP!
(He snuggled up to Putin so gainfully,
That now he is the ruler of the GOP!) 6/12
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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I pandered to the leaders so artfully,
That now I am the ruler of the GOP!
(He pandered to the leaders so artfully,
That now he is the ruler of the GOP!) 2/12
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For bad or worse, he's our Trump now
He's not too bright, but still somehow
Into his cesspool we did fall
We've sold our souls to Trump, that's all 10/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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We've seen Trump's cult from both sides now
As fools and tools and still somehow
Their narrow minds are our downfall
We really fear his cult, that's all 6/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Our Trump Now (GOP) v1.3
[Joni Mitchell "Both Sides Now"]
Pumpkin face and haystack hair
A snarling mouth that perverts prayer
A hardened heart that cannot care
We've looked at Trump that way 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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[Chorus, varies from verse to verse]
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Their greed was marching on. (Chorus)
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[Outro]
A boom-boom from Trump's bimbo team
A boom-boom from Trump's bimbo team
A boom-boom from Trump's bimbo team
A boom-boom, Trump's bimbo girls
All their arrogant vibes can fill MAGA with glee
They're the bitchy witchy bimbo girls of Trump's GOP 7/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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[Bridge]
She's the loud bitchy witchy TV "judge" of Trump's GOP
And when she's not guzzlin' a box o' wine, she's as busy as a buzzed bee
And when she talks she makes good lawyers walk straight to the bar
She's a bitchy witchy bimbo girl of Trump's GOP 4/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Bitchy Witchy Bimbo Girls (of Trump's GOP)
[The Andrews Sisters "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"]
[Instrumental Intro]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/7
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[Chorus]
: But your MAGA hat won't get you into Heaven anymore
: They're already overcrowded from Trump's anti-vaccine war
: Now Darwin rewards stupid, no matter what the reasons for
: And your MAGA hat won't get you into Heaven anymore 2/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Your MAGA Hat Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore v1.3
[John Prine "Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore"]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/6
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In Trump's Barnum and Bailey world
Billionaire bros are idolized
But that doesn't seem make-believe
If you believe his lies 4/5
Trump's fascist, it's plain to see
How happy we could be
If fools could see through lies 5/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Trump Is Only a Paper King v1.3
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]
Trump is only a paper king
Dragging U.S. to our demise
But he doesn't seem make-believe
If you believe his lies 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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[Verse 4]
Now with billionaire tax cuts and Epstein war chaos
Trump's consumer-paid tariffs won't cover the costs
But if goon squads can stop pesky Democrat voting
We'll see only too late that democracy's lost 7/8
[Chorus] 8/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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GOP Paradise v1.1
[John Prine "Paradise"]
[Verse 1]
When Trump won in '16 our balls started shrinking
He could draw clueless voters like moths to a flame
His demagogue babble still charms MAGA rabble
So gun nuts and Bible nuts mix without shame 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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We knew he was not very bright
But his cognitive slide has caused fright
We fear someday
Bing! His mind will go away
Let's just admit it
We all know Trump has dementia
Congress, do more than pray! 3/3
[repeat, if you have the stomach for more]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Trump Dementia! (song) v1.1
[Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II "Oklahoma!"]
Truuuuump dementia
Where his narcissism runs amuck
Crazy threats to seize cause disbelief
Evil Putin can't believe his luck 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Crazy
For thinking our welfare concerns you
We're crazy for buying
Your Epstein denying
And we're crazy for voting for you 5/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Crazy (Trump) v1.1
[Patsy Cline "Crazy"]
Crazy
We're crazy for buying your bullshit
We're crazy
Crazy for not voting blue 1/5
We knew
Your first term served only to serve you
And it ended
With your cult attempting a coup 2/5
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Though we all saw his coup and the evil he can do
Crazed voters voted Don back into power
And Republicans in Congress now just cower 8/9
[Chorus] 9/9
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Then a scripted TV show made it seem he's in the know
And foolish viewers made him president
Few could see his dictatorial intent 5/9
[Chorus] 6/9
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But the parties eased his pain and the babble numbed his brain
And made him think he had the skills he lacked
With his daddy's dough and a tendency to slack 2/9
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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You've got to bullshit to fool 'em
Stoke hate to fuel 'em
Pander to prejudice
Call real facts fake news
You want to spread confusion
Make 'em think they're bein' cheated
When they're ignorant and angry
They'll fall for your ruse 7/7
[Chorus twice more?]
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You've got to bullshit to fool 'em
Stoke hate to fuel 'em
Pander to prejudice
Call real facts fake news
You want to spread confusion
Make 'em think they're bein' cheated
When they're ignorant and angry
They'll fall for your ruse 4/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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Voters gave Trump's fascist crew
What they failed to take by coup
Congress or the Court must act
Or we are through 4/4
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
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