I can't do an obligatory April fools joke any better than the one being played on us by our government so I'll just point out the obvious lazy screenwriting in whatever this is we're experiencing.

#werecooked #aprilfools #truthisstrangerthanfiction #resist #tyranny

I’d love to read Philip Roth’s unpublished sequel to The Plot Against America to see how we’re supposed to get out of this.
#truthisstrangerthanfiction
#writers
#booksky

Neem even de tijd bij je ontbijt voor deze eindeloze draad met veel Finse zelfspot en fijne gifjes

#truthisstrangerthanfiction

"All of this has happened before and will happen again."
#scifi
#fantasy
#truthisstrangerthanfiction
#science
#cylon

A Pub Postponed Its Psychic Night Due to ‘Unforeseen Circumstances,’ and Everyone’s Laughing A pub in Northumberland announced that it was rescheduling "Psychic Night" due to “unforeseen circumstances.”

Nine Locks Brewing in Dartmouth, NS has a pint glass that says "I went to see a psychic and knocked on the door. She asked 'Who is it?', so I left." #truthisstrangerthanfiction

www.vice.com/en/article/a...

Deadly Mirrored Life: Scientists debate working on the dangers of mirroring molecules. ca.news.yahoo.com/scientists-debate-halt-t... #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

My sympathy! I disliked even the car ride. Then they had the audacity to tell me to go back home. #writingcommunity #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Norwegian man wakes up to a cargo ship in his garden A 443-foot cargo ship ran aground in southwestern Norway, narrowly missing a house. Homeowner Johan Helberg was woken up by his neighbor, who had spotted the vessel in Helberg’s front garden in the early hours of the morning.

www.nbcnews.com/video/norwegian-man-wake...

Another one for the truth is stranger than fiction file. 😄

#norway

I really had that convo with my surgeon when en route to the OR for repair of my broken elbow. I was stoned on my pre-op meds, had a great chuckle. He did come around to see the humour in his folly. #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

How long until Trump bans George Orwell's 1984?
#fascist #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

#Narf #PinkyAndTheBrain #WhatAreWeGoingToDo #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction #Politics #RedWhiteAndOhSoBlue #NeighbourProblems

Holy f*ckin sh*t! If you were a screenwriter, feedback would be it was too ridiculous to be true. But it is. #truthisstrangerthanfiction

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Trump Orders Military to Seize All Canadian Geese, Claims They're 'Spies' Sending 'Fake News' Via Honking

Operation 'Silent Honk' underway, sources say.

#TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

Und dann war da noch der Koch, der um Zeit zu sparen die Tür seiner Mikrowelle abmontierte, diese dauernd laufen ließ, Teller reinstellte & rausholte & sich irgendwann seine kleinen Handmuskeln gar gekocht hatte, so dass er in der Handchirurgie behandelt werden musste.

#truthisstrangerthanfiction

This is so disgusting to me. What has our society come to? Wait, don’t answer that. #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Red Clocks — Leni Zumas

In this ferociously imaginative novel, abortion is once again illegal in America, in-vitro fertilization is banned, and the Personhood Amendment grants rights of life, liberty, and property to every embryo.

#booksky #WomensRights #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

www.lenizumas.com/redclocks

Has Tulsi shown the Russians The Big Board yet? #DrStrangelove #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction #Kubrick #Tulsi

Disclaimer: I make no claim that Zelenskyy said anything of the sort; but if he is feeling anything like I am right now, I can envision some emergency behind-closed-doors venting.
#UkraineWar #SlavaUkraine #strongasfuck #Satire #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

Thank you to the citizens of Pakistan. You made sure American citizen Ms. Onijah Andrew Robinson was safe while in your country. Tell Nidal Ahmed Memon and his family they can return home. #catfishing #bipolardisorder #mentalhealth #Karachi #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Pelicot trial live: Gisèle ‘never regretted decision to go public’ Ms Pelicot’s ex-husband Dominique Pelicot admitted to drugging and raping her for almost a decade

I love novels about sweet small towns harboring terrible dark secrets, but not this one. This story is so dark that if it had been fiction, it wouldn’t have been believable. #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction

I'm ISO book recommendations featuring stories that are seemingly impossible yet true. I'm currently reading "Grandma Gatewood's Walk." What "truth is stranger than fiction" read should I add to my TBR next? bit.ly/3VN2ftd -Matchmaker L.

#booksky #bookrecommendation #truthisstrangerthanfiction

That moment when you realize that our president elect is staffing his cabinet like a reboot of The Apprentice. No expertise required, only ambition and obsequence.
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#trump #cabinet #theapprentice #presidentelect #herewegoagain #truthisstrangerthanfiction #realitytv

💥 Shocking Truth:

Did you know the average person will walk past 36 murderers in their lifetime without even knowing it? 😱

We live closer to the edge of darkness than we think.

#UnfilteredReality #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction #ShockingFacts

There's a lot to unpack here. First of all, just go by Richard. Please. Secondly, Selina WANG? Srsly? And apparently Ben Church doesn't want his photo included 😶 #dickpound #richardifyourenasty #wang #forealheadlines #amazing #truthisstrangerthanfiction #amazeballs #ioc #sigh

There's a lot to unpack here. First of all, just go by Richard. Please. Secondly, Selina WANG? Srsly? And apparently Ben Church doesn't want his photo included 😶

#dickpound #richardifyourenasty #wang #forealheadlines #amazing #truthisstrangerthanfiction #amazeballs #ioc #sigh

A tail as old as time... 🍑💥 #orisittale #fireinthehole #rectalexam #dontbedumb #leaveyourassalone #forealheadshots #wasthisinflorida #sigh #youcantmakethisstuffup #truthisstrangerthanfiction #itreallyis

A tail as old as time... 🍑💥

#orisittale #fireinthehole #rectalexam #dontbedumb #leaveyourassalone #forealheadshots #wasthisinflorida #sigh #youcantmakethisstuffup #truthisstrangerthanfiction #itreallyis

When I was writing A DOG-FRIENDLY TOWN, I worried that a $500,000 dog collar would seem too far-fetched. ;) Um. Then I found out this one goes for a cool $3.2 million. #TruthIsStrangerThanFiction
https://buff.ly/2EOKO6R

Because of course he will 👍 #tigerking #joeexotic #carolebaskin #niccage #nicholascage #2020 #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Because of course he will 👍

#tigerking #joeexotic #carolebaskin #niccage #nicholascage #2020 #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Definitely newsworthy 👍🔥 #forealheadlines #news #murica #tiktok #soysauce #balls #zookeeper #rival #sauce #anymeansnecessary #truthisstrangerthanfiction

„Zaugg, der Mann von dem manche sagen, er habe dort, wo andere das Herz haben, ein Portemonnaie.“ Martin Suter #twitiert aus „Business Class“. #management #satire #truthisstrangerthanfiction