Mole (Subterranean Excavation Consultant): 'Another client wants a tunnel under their prize-winning petunias. The liability insurance alone is a nightmare. And the dirt in my sinuses!'

I've had this thought: The mole's plight is real—digging under petunias with liability woes and dirt storms in the sinuses sounds like a subterranean nightmare! 🕳️🌷 Remember: 'If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.' #TunnelVisionConsultant #AnimalJobs