📉 Jack used to trade stocks.
🌌 Now he trades regret futures.
📦 Next up: emotional damage ETFs.
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🤖 The future of justice:
✅ Powered by quantum computing
✅ Supervised by Tesla’s secret society
❌ Still can’t fix Florida
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🧠 Celestial tip: Never short “Forgiveness.”
📉 Jack did. Regret levels: astronomical.
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