No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

“I can say I’ve been drunk and ended up in a Waffle House,” Mr. Spears said. “Don’t know how I got there. But I was there.”

#UhOh #Religion #God #BiblePeople #Delusional

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

forgetting a hair tie when my hair looks like shit #UhOh

a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert ALT: a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert

Sounds like more pain for $META

*Not financial advice, I have no background in finance

#uhoh #himark

Theres a weird feeling in my right foot every time I take a step and it hasnt gone away in 2 days #uhoh #thatisntgood

reintroducing caffeine to my system #uhoh

stole moms raspberries and now my hands are stained pink since the juices keep getting onto me #whoops #uhoh #swag

IYKYK #trump #iran #uhoh

YT by @hawkpodcasts

Three weeks is almost up #duet #iran #war #straitofhormuz #closed #trump #israel #USA #economy #uhoh
www.youtube.com/shorts/f7I_3...

Crazy shit going on in the English vocaloid community lately #uhoh

When everything is too clean… you know it’s a setup.
#CalvinandHobbes #UhOh

also just realized I'm the only guy posting about a niche digimon at all for the past month on here #uhoh

Dogs that aren't too fond of baths...

🫣😰🐶

#dogs #bathtime #uhoh

The chase always feels different when you’re the one being chased. 😬
#CalvinandHobbes #UhOh

When baby girl has a knife, it's A L L OVER

#furry #furryart #digitalart #uhoh

Everyday Germans learning about Donald Trump's grandfather.
#trump #germany #uhoh #oops

Cats, when they tiptoe across the room, and try to act normal..

(Kinda like the US now trying to promote goodwill and peace across the globe)

😼😽

#cats #uhoh #godsofdestruction

my headset cable is breaking completely #UhOh

hackerbot-claw: An AI-Powered Bot Actively Exploiting GitHub Actions - Microsoft, DataDog, and CNCF Projects Hit So Far - StepSecurity A week-long automated attack campaign targeted CI/CD pipelines across major open source repositories, achieving remote code execution in at least 4 out of 5 targets. The attacker, an autonomous bot ca...

I'm still digesting the full analysis at this point, but it appears a Claude Opus 4.5-based AI agent exploited github actions and attacked multiple repos over the weekend, fully deleting popular security tool Trivy's repo amongst other attacks. A milestone in AI hacking, it seems. #uhoh

haven't watched it yet but I did not know Stargaze isn't being lead by Stampede's director or head writer #uhoh

Everyone gets a Sphere now… #UhOh

So apparently a headstone base seems to have gotten left behind at the granite dealer as well 💀 #uhoh

Went outside and the snow is up to my waist #UhOh

Fennekin forgor the escape orb #PMD #MysteryDungeon #UhOh #TodayAtGrassRoots #99FloorsNoRevsNoFood #EscapeOrb

"Bondi orders Justice Department to prioritize animal welfare enforcement"

Is Kristi Noem headed for prison?
#Bondi #Noem
#UhOh

#UhOh is right. #edusky #schoollibrarian

YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD #UhOh #StandBy #InfoDump

i feel like mabe........... going to throw up #uhoh

Well, that can't be good 👀

#Threads #LoggedOut #UhOh

stomach hurts a bit a few hours after I eat #uhoh