Traditionally the last Friday before St Patrick's Day saw people placing Daffodil petals into envelopes, to send to the Grumpiest individual in the town.
Not to cheer them up, it was to let them know that they were considered to be this individual.
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Almost all humans are born with the potential to become professional wrestlers. Most of us don’t remember this because the latent abilities only manifest when one is having a diaper changed.
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The reason Donald Trump has his name put on everything has nothing to do with his declining mental state, but because he’s such a compulsive liar that he’d otherwise forget it.
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On 10-3-24, Three Days Grace announced the return of original vocalist Adam Gontier. In an effort to spread awareness of this wonderful reunion, the band updated its logo to read Three Days Grace 2X. This is a reference to their triple platinum (1/2)
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There’s a joke that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Some might suggest that this is impossible because he wasn’t yet born, but the real reason is that as soon as he heard that people were dying, he left for Cancun.
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The Pokémon series originally had 150 Pokémon in the first generation of games, then 250 in the second. What was originally decided on as a seemingly reasonable number to work in a game eventually had to be streamlined using the (1/2)
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Since honesty, reality, and kindness no longer matter in America anymore, I’m occasionally creating my own facts. I encourage others to come up with their own #UntrueFacts.
#pride RT @JMJanks: Having an erection for longer than 4 hours is good for your back. #untruefacts