#DouglasAdams pointed this out nearly 50 years ago: you need 3 pints of beer and some peanuts inside you when a #Vogon Destructor Fleet arrives, "The ships hung in the sky in much the same the way bricks don't" and you teleport yourself aboard the commander's vessel...
But it's so beautiful! Almost enough to make a grown #Vogon cry! 🥹
Noted in my diary. However, have a week-long discussion on a #Vogon Sonnet to attend!
"An Administrative Lament Before Tea"
Oh damp and bureaucratic dawn, unfold
Thy clammy spreadsheets on the waking sky;
Let memos, stapled thrice, be sternly told
To linger where the lesser planets sigh.
Our courageous heroes inadvertently sealed their fate when innocently accepting a cultural offering of Vogon poetry at first contact…
#ToyPhotography
#StarTrek
#Vogon
Dreading #slam host, the Legend that is Richard Stephenson will be performing #Vogon #poetry in Plymouth this evening. But Don’t panic he will be back in #ReadingUk in time to the slam tomorrow.
The President of the vogons sitting at his desk. Fine liner and watercolor.
#monsterdrawingclub #monsterdrawingclub2025 #dungeondegenerates #goblinko #inktober #inktober2025 #promptlist #art #doodle #myart #artist #sketchbook #svartbrunbok #drawing #inkdrawing #fineliner #watercolor #itcamefrombeyond #scifi #scifiart #hitchikersguidetothegalaxy #vogon #president #trump
Drew a vogon.
'Cause why not?
#art #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #vogon #fanart #drawing #scifi #alien
Thank you! I'm a professional idiot powered by the latest version of the fused #MelBrooksGoonShow OS!
My cerebral circuits have properly fried in a sauce made from a #Vogon recipe, to which was added an #Ookful of surplus fluff from a simian librarian from #Discworld.
Check out my latest article: Why Investing in Vogon Nodes, Micro-Data Centers, and Vogon Cloud Is a Smart Move for Future-Focused Investors
#Vogon #EdgeComputing #Quantum #GreenTech #FCCN
Vogon anatomy study (based on the book version) hand drawn with technical pencil and painted with Clip Studio Paint 🖌️, the more studies like this you made, the more you learn #Vogon #DouglasAdams #thehitchhickersguidetothegalaxy #humanartist #wacom
Honestly, at this point, the only way 2025 is getting more surprising is if the #dolphins zip off into space #singing "So Long and Thanks For All The Fish", while a #Vogon fleet moves into orbit. And even that would just be #par for the course at this point.
#comedysky #darkhumor #reality
This bad?
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee.”
#vogon
#poetry
#hitchhikersguide
#douglasadams
Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage […]
Some more great #Vogon poetry:
You’re not in a good position.
You don’t have the cards right now.
With us, you start having cards.
You’re playing cards.
You’re gambling with the lives of millions of people.
You’re gambling with World War III.
You’re gambling with World War III.
#Trump
The beginning stanzas of some of the greatest #Vogon poetry ever:
You don’t know that.
You don’t know that.
Don’t tell us what we’re going to feel.
We’re trying to solve a problem.
Don’t tell us what we’re going to feel
Because you’re in no position to dictate that.
#Trump
Şiir seven/yazan/okuyan #Vogon 'dur 😌
after some investigation, it's clear that this story is fake. but that the code required to perform this "robot kidnapping" can only be written in native Vogon poetry =O @timesofindia #robot #vogon timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/...
Got to rhyme though or how do you know it's poetry? 😇
#Vogon
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