Today’s Papers #137: Trump’s Tariff Tantrum, Jenrick’s Sheriff Cosplay, And Britain’s New National Service, Vouchers Greenland gets priced up, Reform gets a cowboy, and you get told to do a puzzle.

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Today’s Papers #132: Iran Burns, Mandelson Dodges, and Britain Gets Another Voucher Instead of a Working Country Iran burns, elites plead selective eyesight, and Britain is issued another perforated substitute for a functioning society. Terms, conditions and exclusions apply.

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