Black and white photo of bearded man wearing running kit and earphones, flipping the bird at Man On The Internet. Because running makes you a runner. You can't gatekeep this.
Yesterday I saw a post by a Man On The Internet™ saying that people who run with headphones in aren't real runners.
Here is the politest response I could manage...
#IfYouRunYouAreARunner
#WalkingPunksAreRunningPunks