The clash of personality disorders in MAGA World is getting positively deafening. You think King Elon of X will be moved by Loomey Tunes handcuffing herself (again!) to the door of an office he abandoned?
#WarOfTheMAGA 🍿
Quick Kremlinology: #PresidentMusk is finally saying it openly: techbros are inherently, genetically superior to MAGAs. That's what he means by "subtards", a portmanteau of evil slurs: "subhuman retards".
He's threatening to purge MAGA from not just X but the GOP.
#WarOfTheMAGA #GOPCivilWar
Re last repost: This is what Elon's gratuitously quoting in his defense of H1-B visas and indentured foreign labor against the MAGA racists on X. He thinks he's *the* cool kid.
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Elon to MAGA: Fuck Yourself in the Face
(This would normally be Drop Dead but for Elon gratuitously quoting the Tom Cruise character from Tropic Thunder)
This is getting interesting—like the old Chinese curse.
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Quick Kremlinology: If Elon understands what Loomer means (it reads to me as a thinly veiled death threat), that means it won't be long before he purges her altogether.
No enemies to the Right. Right?
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The king of X turns out to be a melty snowflake who's currently snowflaking out Stalinist-purge style. #WarOfTheMAGA
On today's episode of #WarOfTheMAGA featuring #PresidentMusk:
They insult you everywhere, #PresidentMusk. That's what you get when you buy a social media platform just to build a personality cult around your shitposts and you lose control of the monster you created.
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This sounds like a pivotal plot point in this real-life movie or "reality show" I call #WarOfTheMAGA... 🍿
The great and powerful President Musk, all-powerful king and emperor of the barbarous realm of X formerly known as Twitter, is a whiny snowflake. Exhibit A: this whinge.
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Code translation (Elon): (closes ears) I can't hear you la la la la
This feud is getting positively WWE. #WarOfTheMAGA 🍿
Breaking! Mass snowflake meltdown in progress, fascist corporate overlord called communist by other fascists on his own platform
They're arguing over cheap profits vs. the purity of America's precious bodily fluids. I called it a movie, but it's probably actually a miniseries: #WarOfTheMAGA 🍿
"posting private information"
Excuses, excuses. Elon, we all know you took away the blue check she paid you $8 for because she hurt your fragile little feelings. #WarOfTheMAGA 🍿
