#Warioctober

Wario is outside of your window. He wants to come in.

What the… no! Get out of here! #warioctober is over! Leave us, you ghoul!!

Holiday Wario with a big bag of onions

Well, friends. It’s the big spooky holiday at the end of the big spooky month, so what better way to end #warioctober than with Holiday Wario! Here he comes with onions for everyone. May we never see Warioctober ever again.

The big worm Wiggler

Here’s Wiggler. He’s not technically Wario but I figured we could all use a little break by now, yeah? So here’s Wiggler.

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Wario in a go kart

Some kind of Go-Kart Wario. Just another fabrication of my dark and twisted mind.

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Bone Eater the Clown, shown here eating bones.

This is an alternate-universe Wario called “Bone Eater the Clown.” He’s the same as Wario except his name is “Bone Eater the Clown” instead of “Wario,” and he’s a clown who eats bones. Watch your bones, folks!

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Wario climbing out of Zeus’s bean. Right out the ol’ noggin.

Here is Wario Springing Fully-Formed from the Head of His Father Zeus. This gives him dominion over the areas of intellect and wisdom. Typical Wario stuff that everyone already knows about, yet here we are.

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One… two… three warios! Wah hah hah!

Cringe news, fam: there are three Warios now. The big one is the leader but they all want to fight. Stay safe out there.

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A pretty decent rendition of Wario

I drew this Wario with my left hand, but guess what? I’m not actually left-handed. Pretty good, right? Pretty impressive, right? #warioctober is almost over and I’m nearly free from this wretched curse.

This is Warium Siderum, or “Stars Wario*”. Do you ever look up into the vast universe at night and feel afraid? You should.

*not “Stario;” Stario refers to Stars Mario or Starfish Wario.

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No matter how you slice it, this is Baloney Wario. Don’t ever wonder what baloney is made of? Do you ever wonder what Wario is made of?

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Magical girl gorgeous Wario

Throughout history, every culture has independently developed its own myth of “the Wario.” And yet, skeptics still doubt that there is even a seed of real truth in these tales. Here is Magical Girl Gorgeous Wario. Have a good weekend!

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Egg Wario is free

It always was, and continues to be, Egg Wario.

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#warioctober has 12 days to go

Egg Wario again!

Wow! Egg Wario was so popular. Everyone must have liked him. You know what, here’s Egg Wario again!

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Egg Wario.

Here’s Egg Wario.

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Breakdancing Wario.

Wow! It’s Breakdancing Wario. He brought his own cardboard and everything. This is a good omen. Today will be a good day.

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Wario is soaring majestically through the air, his legs spinning like the rotor of a helicopter.

This is Helicopter Legs Wario. Be thankful this is a still image and not a video; the sound is grotesque.

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Wario with an armful of wet hot dogs!!

It’s Wario! Wario’s back! And he brought hot dogs for everyone, and they’re very wet! Wario brought wet hot dogs for everyone! It’s a #warioctober miracle(?)

A mysterious shadow.

I don’t know what this is. Honestly, it could be anything. Sorry I don’t have anything to post for #warioctober today. I’ve let you all down and I’ve let myself down.

@nedroid.com hello!! Lovely to see you, I hope you are well

Thank you for the terrifying Wario pictures during the most blessed of months, #warioctober

A sickening red and blue Wario

Your eyes deceive you. This is not Wario; this is Impostor Wario, a sick and twisted distortion of the original. See how he frolicks and cavorts! At times even gamboling! Our Wario is indeed sickening, but better the devil we know.

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Patterson-Gimlin Wario

We’ve received reports of a possible Wario sighting. It’s possible this is a hoax; more information as the situation develops.

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My friend who worked on the set told me this is the actual final frame of Blair Witch

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Wario’s bed: a plank of wood in wario’s woods

Troubling news, friends: Wario is missing. See here his bed, empty and cold. He could be anywhere by now. Stay vigilant, and stay safe.

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Mind Virus Wario

Sorry. This is Mind Virus Wario and by viewing it you have become a sleeper Wario, lying in wait until you hear the activation word (“Wario”). I didn’t want to do this but I had no choice.

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