Why so cunty, Wolverine? #wednesdayspoilers
Titanus: "People say Titanus not best shark!" Aquaman: "Titanus, let's be reasonable. Jeff is our guest." Titanus: "Then can't be best!"
Aquaman: "You're great, he's great. Let's leave it at that." Titanus: "We will fight to the death! That is how we decide best shark!" Jeff sits on the beach with Ken and his cupcakes, cheerfully not paying attention.
Aquaman: "Okay, I see a lot of gesturing... you're trying to tell me..."
Aquaman: "... give him the cake..."
Jeff makes a shrinking gesture. Aquaman: "... and he gets small?"
Jeff nods enthusiastically, and Aquaman springs into action
Arthur is nothing but professional and kind to Jeff, and I love him #JeffAquaman #WednesdaySpoilers
The crowd squeals over Jeff pulling on Aquaman's leg. Aquaman, noticing that he's being recorded: "*sigh* This is going to be all over the internet."
This story is just charming. #JeffAquaman #WednesdaySpoilers
Aquaman: "Huh. I can't seem to understand you, friend. I can make out a few bits, but it's mostly like... a heavy static is laid over your thoughts." Jeff: "Mrrrrr!" Aquaman: "Uh. And that is... not a language I've ever heard before. Interesting."
Jeff's mind is just his theme song on a loop #JeffAquaman #WednesdaySpoilers
Panels from Logan Black White and Blood #4
I think this is the first time I've seen Logan speak French. It makes sense since he's Canadian but yeah you'd think that would come up more often... #wednesdayspoilers
Terry asks what the plan is for putting Melvin away once the blackout is solved, and Virgil is appalled by the idea of locking up a teenager. Terry says Melvin is dangerous, and Virgil counters that they can find out why he's dangerous and give him the care he needs.
"No, of course we don't throw the emotionally compromised teenager in jail, what the hell?" ❤️ #BatmanStaticBeyond #WednesdaySpoilers
Virgil teaches Eli some tricks for using his electric powers to manipulate technology so he can better protect his people in the Narrows
Virgil ❤️❤️❤️ #BatmanStaticBeyond #WednesdaySpoilers
A band of anthropomorphic animal people are about to attack Terry and Virgil for trespassing, but then a tiger man sniffs Terry and realizes who he is, telling the others to stand down
Terry is an honorary furry ❤️ #BatmanStaticBeyond #WednesdaySpoilers
Speed pulls Carl from the brining wreckage of the GRX Supercar, and Carl admits he was wrong about the Racer family
Pops wins the race, and Speed acquiesces to letting Pops teach him what he knows
Speed: "Y'know, it's not too late to back down, Pops. Back in my street racing days, I'd eat junk cars like yours for breakfast." Pops: "Well, I hope you're good and hungry then, kiddo, because you've just bitten off way more than you can chew."
Pops is protective of his sons, but he is indeed still a Racer. #SpeedRacer #WednesdaySpoilers
Speed argues that the only way he'll be able to beat the GRX engine is if Pops builds another one for Mach 5, but Pops reminds him how dangerous the GRX is
Speed points out that they can't afford to lose with Pops's heart surgery on the line, and Pops offers to settle the argument with a race, Speed in Mach 5 against Pops in his old truck, because it's not the car that makes the driver.
The Racer family dynamics are so fun to watch #SpeedRacer #WednesdaySpoilers
Cover of Speed Racer #7, depicting a closeup of Speed staring into his helmet with a searching expression, as he's backlit by flames
I seriously can't get enough of this cover. The colors and lighting, Speed's expression, it's just gorgeous #SpeedRacer #WednesdaySpoilers
Karen: "Hey, what makes you such a prickly pear, anyway?" Frank: "I lost my family." Karen: "I lost my whole damn planet and you don't see me putting skulls on my chest. What?" Frank, smiling: "Nothing. Just... that'd be a real crime." Karen: "*snerk* You know, when you grin, it looks like it pains you pretty good."
Well played, Gail. #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Power Girl and the Punisher fight off the room full of hit men. Karen: "I've heard of you, Frank. The Punisher, right?" Frank: "Flattered. You want your umbrella back?" Karen: "Keep it. You'll catch your death."
This is great #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Karen: "Hey, Frank. I'm Power Girl. No manhandling my date, all right? That's my job. Maybe. I mean, the pony is egregious, granted... but not murder worthy, understand?"
*snerk* #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Karen is incredibly bored as her date rambles about himself. Karen's narration: "All things considered? I think I'd rather fight Darkseid. HELP."
Frank Castle stands in the rain outside a shady club, giving a gritty internal monologue about how he's gotten himself a job as a bouncer here so he can punish the clientele. Then Karen Starr walks up with her lacy dress and pink umbrella, asking him if she looks all right for her date, and Frank is so flustered he agrees to hold her pink umbrella for her.
Peej is so beautiful it makes the noir monologue in Frank's head stop #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Jimmy Olsen encounters Carnage in an alley. Jimmy: "Oh god help me!" Narrator: "What god it is here to whom you pray, Jimmy Olsen? What sheltering hand of which benevolent force of wisdom and power exactly do you petition now with prayer? For what kind of divine entity could allow a naif like yourself to stumble unawares into the unsettling and eternally murderous maw of the bestial, bloody, psychotic monstrousness that is... CARNAGE ... and still hear you? For if that god answers prayers, then surely more often than not that answer she'll always be--"
Oh, Fraction had fun with this #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
*blink* wow that one was literally all setup, huh. #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
White text boxes: "He keeps talking about time and the future." Black text boxes: "So?" White text boxes: "So I think he's a time traveler." Black text boxes: "Schway!"
Peter: "I'm not real." Prime: "Facts." Peter: "Yet I'm still getting billed for HBO."
*snerk* #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Peter catches Superboy Prime in his underwear trying to talk to Peter's black costume
As they make their way through the city, Prime reveals that he was trying to get help from the Venom symbiote, but arrived a few issues late and Peter had already ditched it for the cloth black costume
Prime. You know you didn't need to get naked, right? #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Clark: "Pete, I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but..." Peter: "But." Clark: "You've spent years selling Spider-Man pictures to J. Jonah 'Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?' Jameson... knowing full well that they were being used to promote hateful 'news' about you that wasn't true. Why?" Peter: "Two points. First, the only person it hurt was me. That's also the truth. Second, you're missing the punchline! All that time, Jameson had no idea he was paying for Spider-Man to go to college!" Clark: "Touché."
This story is some good fucking food #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Superman tries to appeal to Ock's better nature. When he brings up Clark Kent's article calling him another Einstein, that gives Ock pause.
Superman and Spider-Man work in tandem to rescue bystanders and stop a runaway truck
And since they already know each other, we can get teamwork like this #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Brainiac: "Then your new laboratory is sufficient? The device is complete?" Doc Ock: "You insult me. It's been complete for hours."
Peter and Clark arrive at STAR Labs to investigate a hunch
Deadpool hadn't been in a crossover before, so the last round of these played off the meeting angle. But Clark and Peter have had like three crossovers before this. They can just get into it. #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers
Rafael Albuquerque variant cover of Superman/Spider-Man
And finally, dessert. #SupermanSpiderMan #WednesdaySpoilers