Every damn night
Laughs and smiles to the wee hours
Morning exhaustion
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#MoreCoffeePlease
#ILoveHangingOutWithMyWifeTooMuch
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Party with old friends
Dinner and gifts at my mum’s
Forty ain’t so bad
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MacDo burrito
Unexciting, but I like it
Cromulent breakfast
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#ComeOnDoordash
#NotHereYet
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Turning 40 soon
Maybe I’ll stay 39
So what if I’m vain?
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Some booze and some tunes
My wife and cat and my couch
Contentment and joy
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3 days til Grimskunk
Haven’t seen them live in years
Quebec Punk Rock rocks
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It was delicious
There was dijon for dipping
And the carrots rocked
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How appropriate
The St Paddy’s hockey game?
Boston - Montreal
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Tenderloin, with veg
Garlic infused olive oil
Spice? Paprika; mustard
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For my good buddy J (@dumbcat.bsky.social)
Sonic adventure?
More like Sonic Inspire-ture!
Amirite?! Haha!
#NotMyBest
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#ItsAnHomage
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What to eat tonight?
Pork tenderloin? Sausage? Cheese?
Choice paralysis.
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#DinnerDilemma
#ICantBeStopped
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If I get too drunk
And my syllables don’t track
Are they still Haikus?
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St Paddy’s day is here
Having my fill of cold beer
Wait, shit, did that rhyme?
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Still with the haikus?
Rude of you to ask, but yes
They may never end
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Beer, sunshine, a cat
Relaxed. Done work for the day
Gonna watch Top Chef
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Back to the bright side
5pm; the sun’s still out
Winter wrapping up
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Challenge accepted
Cuz this shit ain’t very good
Is my soul bigger?
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Vonnegut said art
No matter how badly made
Will make your soul grow
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Grrr, arghhh, grrr, shuffle /
BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAAIIIIINS! BRAINS! BRAAAAAAIIIIINS! BRAINS! GRRRR…. ARGH /
Ugh… Shuffle… BRAINNNNNS! Grrr…
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#CorrectedHaiku
#OneGrrTooMany
#MiscountedSyllables
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Grrr, arghhh, grrr, shuffle /
BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAAIIIIINS! BRAINS! BRAAAAAAIIIIINS! BRAINS! GRRRR…. ARGH /
Ugh… Shuffle… BRAINNNNNS! Grrr… Grrr…
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Cold beer in the pool
Soothing music and hot air
Summer fantasy
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Oh! You said *one piece*
A nice pink yacht shirt
Resort wear, at a resort
Drunk in this photo
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Fat guy clothes are tough
But my wife found One Bone Brand
Damn, I look so good!
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#ProductPlacement
#ISwearImNotBeingPaid
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A bitter nectar
Brown and hot and lovely
Morning life support
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From 10 months ago
A brilliant food poem
Crustacean love
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Trying to have fun
Can’t let the darkness prevail
The rich want me mad
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Am I negative?
An artificial judgement
Look! I’m positive!
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I’ve been pretty negative on here for a while, & I want to turn that around a little. So I’ll create a bespoke not-very-good but entirely human made haiku for anyone who provides me with a subject for as long as I feel like it. Reply to this post/thread.
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Eighty-four degrees
Water soothing sore muscles
Grateful for my pool
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