Kicking wet-AF January’s funky junky @$$ out the back door & into the detritus of the last snow, birdseed husks, & squirrel poop, then ushering in wet-@$$ February with cheese, my favorite #barolo , & my emotional support Pinot glass.

will be more swearing 🤬

#wetassfebruary #wetjanuary #wine

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just got thrown out of yet another strip club.

#DryJanuary something, something.

#WetJanuary oh fuuuck not you again…

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is always there.

#WetJanuary ain’t gonna wet itself.

#DryJanuary is officially a no show.

#WetJanuary on the home stretch combining coffee, tea, champagne and reefer for breakfast.

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just got the bartender’s phone number.

Don’t tell Cheryl.

F**k the Pain Away by Peaches on Apple Music Song · 2000 · Duration 4:10

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is tripling down in the home stretch at 9:27 a.m.

The amazing Behavior Analyst takes No Dry Spells January to a different level. 💦 @thebehavioranalyst.bsky.social
Enjoy her goodies: www.niteflirt.com/Behavior%20A...
#NiteFlirt #BehaviorAnalyst #NoDrySpellsJanuary #WetJanuary #Goodies #Fap #orgasm #goon

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just tripped your wife in the hallway.

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#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just made a scene at Sunday Brunch.

😍💦How's #wetjanuary going?💦😍 #threesome #BGG #blowjob #doubleblowjob #cum #CIM #POV #porn #NSFW

The #WetJanuary hashtag is pretty lit.

Almost as lit as the people posting to it.

And some asshole keeps clogging it with pornography.

Thanks a LOT asshole!

No, seriously, thank you.

a woman in a white shirt with a dog on it dancing ALT: a woman in a white shirt with a dog on it dancing

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is dancing in the moonlight at 1:27 pm.

Two chilled coupé glasses stand in front of the ingredients - bourbon, Benedictine, lemon and lime juice, egg white and, not actually shown, 2:1 sugar syrup. The slightly yellow, creamy headed drink topped off with Luxardo maraschino cherries

#Weekend #Saturday #Cocktail #WetJanuary

The world is still too grim to face entirely unaided, so a Frisco Sour to the rescue

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is getting more efficient than ever.

Two flutes containing Campari, grapefruit bitters & champagne

Dark and dank end to the week, so a brace of Death in Venice

#Friday #Cocktail #WetJanuary

I hav been living in a motel for two weeks #WetJanuary

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just threw the first punch of the evening.

I went to a very cool artsy party a year or so ago where they had St John claret in boxes - disappointed to discover they don't sell it any more. Anyone got good recommendations for really quite decent red wine in boxes? #WetJanuary

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#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is hiding from the cops in a warehouse downtown.

A glass of lovely golden yellow fizzy homemade bottle conditioner cider standing on a chopping board next to a repurposed prosecco bottle, with a handwritten label saying August 2025

A little drop of homemade bottle conditioned cider.

#Cider #Homebrew #Homemade
#WetJanuary

I heartily agree with @jonnelledge.bsky.social January is just too grim for change, I'll reappraise anything that needs doing in April

Two chilled martini glasses standing in front of the ingredients - gin, orgeat, freshly squeezed lemon & lime juice, Angostura bitters and a twist of salt, all finished off with Luxardo maraschino cherries.

#Cocktail #Weekend #Saturday #WetJanuary

A brace of Army & Navies

January, and returning to work, is just too grim without a little pick me up

Happy Saturday Bluesky, especially to everyone doing Wet January because brewers have to eat too you know. Looking forward to trying this new Random Rules brew from Verdant #wetjanuary #beersky

Sign says: New year resolution More pizza More beer Colony Grill

#WetJanuary #Centralarlington

😍💦Sexy @saffronbacchus.bsky.social 💦😍 #girlswithglasses #blowjob #cum #CIM #mmmmm #eyes #wetjanuary #porn #NSFW

😍💦Cali makes him #cum💦😍 #cute #handjob #COH #POV #boobs #wetjanuary #porn #NSFW

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#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is making Bloody Mary’s and calling off sick.

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just ordered $2,300 worth of luxury pet furniture on Amazon.

#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is working hard on its six-pack ABSolut.