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I've no long woken & that was the first news I heard.
I was going to say "unbelievable" & then I reminded myself it was coming from Kennet.😜

#DeprivationSyndrome
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#VicPol

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I find it quite disturbing listening to Hegseth.

Im suprised he doesn't turn up to briefings in sun glasses & stetson, sniffing for napalm.

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In his empty,pickled brain he is still in the basement playing COD
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#TinyDickEnergy

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Maybe tell the orange cheeto to stop spreading his orange make-up and faecal particles wherever he goes.
If it's 'respect' you are after
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I watched big train, but considering I can’t remember what happened last week, I can’t be expected to remember it #whatawanker

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Imagine waking up and being him every day.
Jesus Fucking Christ (on a bike naked)
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Taco Trump had to urgently leave the G7 and rush back to Washington to ... procrastinate* and deliberate* for two weeks* and Tweet about his inability* to make a decision*.
#FFS!
*Trump can't decide on Iran until Putin gives him permission.
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Boycott Minigolf Langwitz in Berlin. Guy was so rude about me to my mother-in-law and rude to her. Coward. Absolutely unacceptable. I will be writing a letter of complaint.

maps.app.goo.gl/6ucq3iwxJjGb...

#whatawanker #Berlin

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Does my dick look bigger in this?
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#ArtificialPenisExtension

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If anyone had any doubt about Trump's fitness for high public office, surely now the answer is plain? He has exposed himself spectacularly as the ego-centric narsassistic imbecile that he is.

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I know, right! You would think with all that hands on experience he had with himself - holding a hose would be second nature #whatawanker

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Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler@mastodon.social) Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg changed his Slack name to "GoneπŸ’€" and posted that he didn't want to work on WordPress anymore after a court injunction in the WP-Engine case https://www.404media.co/wordpress-wp-engine-preliminary-injunction/

Uh oh... someone hurt his fee fees…

#whatawanker #techbrocrybaby
mastodon.social/@jasonkoebler/1136354163...

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Everybody please be nice to Chucky, he's feeling sad because people won't play nicely with him. Here's Chucky in a tiara - hopefully this will bring back his cheeky, self-satisfied, cringe-worthy smirk. #WhatAWanker #SmallChange #ForChange_Now

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