Our official budget strategy:
1. Slash everything
2. Blame a chart
3. Hold a press conference in full panic

#FiscalFlailing #BudgetConfusion #WhyPlanWhenYouCanPanic

A cartoon illustration of Scrammy the Squirrel, wearing a blue suit and holding a clipboard labeled “Price Investigation,” standing in front of an empty grocery store egg shelf. He looks panicked and confused. Behind him, a store employee stares blankly while holding a single golden egg. A sign above the shelf reads “EGGS,” and the atmosphere is chaotic, emphasizing absurdity and urgency.

🥚 prices are up.
So we’re responding the only way we know how:

Emergency Omelet Task Force.

We don’t know where the eggs are going.
We don’t know why they’re $12.
But we’re investigating… angrily.

Also, we’ve 🚫 frittatas until further notice.

#EggFlation #PanicanParty #WhyPlanWhenYouCanPanic

We don’t understand tariffs.
So we’re implementing 37 of them.

On imports, exports, clipboards, emotions — you name it.

#PanicanEconomics #TariffAndTerror #WhyPlanWhenYouCanPanic