Dave Portnoy Rory McIlroy Panican Party shirt
McIlroy + Portnoy = absolute chaos. This shirt? The vibe. 🎯⛳
#PanicanParty #Portnoy #RoryMcIlroy #BarstoolVibes #Wildfoxtee
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We’re escalating the tariff war with China.

Not for strategy—just because someone double-dog dared us.

Next step: sanctions made of vibes.

#TradeTantrum #ClipboardDiplomacy #PanicanParty

The stock market is up.

Which is exactly what we were afraid of.

We only trained for crashes.

Scrammy’s hiding under the desk.

#UnexpectedStability #EmotionalVolatility #PanicanParty

Tech bros said they could fix government.

So far they’ve made 3 apps, 2 slogans, and a blockchain for potholes.

We’re impressed.
And terrified.

#CodeAndPanic #StartUpStatecraft #PanicanParty

A cartoon illustration of Scrammy the Squirrel, wearing a blue suit and holding a clipboard labeled “Price Investigation,” standing in front of an empty grocery store egg shelf. He looks panicked and confused. Behind him, a store employee stares blankly while holding a single golden egg. A sign above the shelf reads “EGGS,” and the atmosphere is chaotic, emphasizing absurdity and urgency.

🥚 prices are up.
So we’re responding the only way we know how:

Emergency Omelet Task Force.

We don’t know where the eggs are going.
We don’t know why they’re $12.
But we’re investigating… angrily.

Also, we’ve 🚫 frittatas until further notice.

#EggFlation #PanicanParty #WhyPlanWhenYouCanPanic

Cartoonish yellow squirrel with wild eyes clutches a clipboard mid-run, looking panicked.

Scrammy didn’t plan for this.
Neither did we.

#Scrammy2025 #PanicanParty #MascotInCrisis

But the best part is where he gives a preview of the new name for the republican party
#panicanparty