We’re escalating the tariff war with China.

Not for strategy—just because someone double-dog dared us.

Next step: sanctions made of vibes.

#TradeTantrum #ClipboardDiplomacy #PanicanParty

Reciprocal tariffs paused for everyone but China.
Not political.
We just lost the China folder.

If found, please return to:
Panican HQ, Room of Confusion.

#TradePanic #TariffShuffle #ClipboardDiplomacy