Prediction:
A No Kings march in California will be attacked by a drone & the Iranians will be blamed.
*PS A drone has 'disappeared' from the US Armaments
Trump will stop at nothing to make sure no-one sees the torture and murder tapes he stars in, made as blackmail by Epstein
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Operation Epstein could also accurately be described as Operation Wealth Transfer, the final installment.
Next: Indentured servitude or incarceration.
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God bless you, @od-taramcc …. There’s no patient worse than a husband 😂 #wishiwasjoking

When I was little & I was little when this came out. I honestly thought it was a long version of music that might appear as part of Government promotional ad for holidaying at home 😭😭 #totp #bowwowwow #truestory #wishIwasjoking
I was an odd little thing. 😭😭

Got a buttplug stuck inside me for the first time……. It twasnt fun….. I thank every grain of sand on the beach that I didnt have to go to the er #wishIwasjoking

Broke my tv with my fat ass…. #wishIwasjoking

#WTF Step up your game ppl. #DonaldTrumpDidThis Start doing safety checks, no matter where you live. #WishIWasJoking

New definition of hell: Eating supper in a Vietnamese restaurant where this is the only song playing... over and over and over ... #WishIWasJoking

Measles, functionally eradicated in the US in my childhood is resurging in my state because, well, vaccines are what keep you from getting diseases. This is something like the 10th measles outbreak here in the last few years because parents aren't vaccinating. #NewDarkAges #WishIWasJoking

He didn’t sexually assault her so, at best, he’s looking at second-in-command type roles #WishIWasJoking

I heard a comedian once say "Tacos don't make themselves, but people do." And it hit me hard. Think about it. It's unnecessarily deep. #WishIWasJoking

When you age out of a research award that fits your last grant proposal goal.... #sciencelife #wishiwasjoking #fundscienceresearch

Our kid's elementary school just stopped serving soup because it is too dangerous for the students. #WishIWasJoking #NoSoupForYou

Damn!! Son in law is really farting up a storm #wishiwasjoking

quick, can you get sick from accidentally ingesting scented candle wax? #wishiwasjoking