I just slept here for 24 hours. #YDNB

Who is going to HELP me if PEOPLE keep LYING about me to LAW ENFORCEMENT 🐍 🐷

I'm #YDNB 🤷🏼‍♂️.....

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I am the natural law, behold the cosmic skillet, and the mind of Methodusa.

I'm trying to tame the algorithm but they don't talk broke. #YDNB