Today’s Papers #121: Baby Barcodes & The Big Freeze How Britain kicked off 2026 with digital IDs in the delivery room, SEND rights on a budget, HS2 buying houses for ghost trains, and a “year of proof” held together with frost, vibes and sheer cheek.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad.
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