Overheard in the produce aisle:
"This cantaloupe is literally the worst abomination in human history!"
"Come on, Becky, stop being so melondramatic."
#TrueStory #ExceptIMadeItUp #OrDidI #YesIDid
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The thing with the Winter Olympics is you start off with a bit of freestyle skiing, then you watch the snowboarding, then the next thing you know you’re knee deep in the skeleton bob. It’s…
(Wait for it)
It’s…
*trembling, sweaty*
It’s a slippery slope
#YesIDid
#WinterOlympics
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I know what you're all thinking man have you been laying on the bathroom floor drinking coffee since 6am!!
#yesIDid
Now off to work!
teheToTheWeee
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Binge eating to stop stress....
Don't do it!
You ate a whole XL pizza !!!
#yesIDid
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So I’m heading down to Eastleigh to perform with Telegram Sam. I purposely avoided the vinyl shops in Derby this morning as I have zero willpower. En route today, near Kidlington, I turn up a lane to Annie’s tea room. I park up and this is on the canal in front of me… #yesIdid
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"I means fuck him. He's sposed to have the money by the third weekend of every month and his broke ass know that gurl and I've been done telling his ass so yeeeees I sold his fucking ps5 I sold his fuckin games I sold his fuckin extra controllers and I even sold the info to his fuckin ps plus account cuz bitch you knows I'm the ones that paid for it so fuck him! And then and THENZ he comes and is all mad like I'm the villain and is all sad sayin some dumb shit like oh but what am I sposed to do now without my games and I says to him I says GAME OVER BITCH!"
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Slept for shite, up early, found a scrapper willing to pick her up. Running on barely any sleep, we were sore, and a bit under the weather from the cold air last night. Got there and realised we'd grabbed the wrong key fob. #seriesofunfortunateevents #rescuemission #didIseriouslydothat #yesIdid
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Submitting poimes to Poetry Magazine and the goddamn New Yorker. You heard me, 2025. THE NEW YORKER #chutzpah #cajones #writinglife #poetry #poetrycommunity #audacity #poetslife #poetsofbluesky #yesidid #hellsyes #ladyballsoffire
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one thing i miss about high school is being able to skip gym class to go make out with my gf in the janitor's closet XD #nostalgia #yesidid
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I just got off a 6 day fascist Facebook restriction so I'll probably get restricted again but it's worth it..
Go for the jugular.
#YesWeCan #YesIdId 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
MAGA Mike is gay
Mitch McConnell created this whole situation by not impeaching indicting trump.
#SCOTUSISCOMPROMISED
youtu.be/Mz3qTfKP5U4?...
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Pulled from the Golden Girl Collection to close out July. #allgolderrthang #yesidid #flashfindingmission
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I've finally mastered how not to get car sick in a #Chicago cab...fall asleep 😎 #YesIDid @jspartan11
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"Did you just call Twitter fun, exciting, revolutionary, and wonderful?" #YesIDid
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ALICE @CincyBallet Intermission tweeview: <luv> the caterpillar dance!! http://ow.ly/i/14cbe cc: @RGinDC #yesidid
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@ltaylor100 I didn't just say, "Awwwww!" #yesidid
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