What I bring to the table: Introverted Author Edition ✍🏻

Do we have anything in common? Or anything you’re surprised by?
I'm always open to talking about books, pets, animals, health, and more!

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Just a little bit about me

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It's been absolutely frigid these past couple weeks here on the East Coast. These warmer temperatures and melting snow have me dreaming about spring--and all of the plants that come with it! #abouttheauthor

We're all more than the labels we use to describe us.

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I would love to travel and visit theses sites

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Officially posting a writer/reader About Me~

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I'm a nerd and proud.

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I’m Robert T. Kelley, author of "Raven" and a longtime lover of stories that keep you up too late. Want to learn more about me? Visit my website: https://bit.ly/45xSWTS
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A professional photo of me in a green shirt, glass necklace, and glass earrings. And the pizza-de-resistance! The Kum n Go hat! See, I’m a romance writer. So it’s funny. Because of the word kum [sic].

New profile pic just dropped! Is it customary to take a “silly” version when doing about the author photos? If it isn’t, it should be!

Photos by Idalmiz Lopez

Hair/Makeup by Jennifer Mitchell #profilepic #photography #abouttheauthor #author

I made a Jerry ornament for 2025. I could not help myself. I think it came out pretty good. What do you think?

#sleeptoken #sleeptokenworship #eveninarcadia #Christmas #Christmasdecor #abouttheauthor #tabithacattbooks

droll podcasts howl while
wind slaps against the rafters,
all night I listen

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Here’s a fun little challenge where you get to learn a little bit more about me

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I snapped this photo of me & my shadow with my walking stick. Earlier, I was reading about Oedipus meeting the Sphinx at the crossroads & correctly answering the riddle of, "what walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?" That led to this haiku.

just shadows long in
our fleeting existences,
enjoying the sun

#haiku #life #nature
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My squishy Hina Belle crossed the Rainbow Bridge tonight.

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It's all about me!
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There's nothing better than curling up with tea, a blanket, a book or watching anime when it's raining outside. Let me get cozy and do nothing. Even better if it's the weekend and I can get cozy with my hubby.

#aboutme #cozy #rainingcomforts #abouttheauthor

I rated these movies on re-watchability and nothing else. I can watch these movies over and over without getting bored with it.

#favoritemovies #top3 #aboutme #abouttheauthor

I would love to visit #MachuPicchu in #Peru. The entire country looks so beautiful. I am worried about all the mountains tho!

#bucketlistlocation #dreamvacation #aboutme #abouttheauthor

the path forward is
bending—taking cautious steps
so it does not break

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Are my comfort foods mostly carbs....why yes, yes they are!

CARBS ARE LIFE!

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It's hard to "sum up" what makes me, me. But I am addicted to caffeine and my husband. I also have more pictures of my pets than I do my children 🤷‍♀️

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My favorite things include:
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Legend of Zelda
- Writing/ reading
- My husband
- Halloween/autumn
- LoTR

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What is your favorite part of fall? Halloween is my favorite! 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

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There are a few places I'd like to see. Of course, I want to go where there's a million stairs and probably no accessibility. It's a good thing my hubby has muscles, so he can carry me up all those steps!

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Now's your chance!

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When I was a kid, these toys were AMAZING! Now I'm wondering wth i was thinking!

#aboutme #abouttheauthor #nostalgia #vibes #throwbackthursday

My dream writing space would be warm and cozy with a cat or two. I'm cool with dogs, I have 2, but they require more care. I'd like to have a space where I'm not constantly interrupted!

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My top three anime (for now)

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Why don't author's just fuck with the format? Like make the "About The Author" page be the climax of the book. 200 pages of mystery, then Henrì Peugeot -- the "World's Greatest Detective™" -- addresses the suspects: "It is clear that Madame Dauphine was killed for only one reason. Professional ambition. There was no robbery. Nothing as uncouth as sexual perversion. She was killed off to advance the story, and generate a guaranteed Bestseller for her killer..." [Flips Page] [Goofy looking photo of me in my early 30s, clean shaven, hair pulled back in a ponytail, for some reason wearing a *fucking polo*?!?!?!? What fucking agent talked me into this fresh hell?] Timothy McKenzie is a middle-aged stoner, writer, recovering broadcaster, and unfortunate participant of end-stage capitalism. His debut effort, "Confessions of a Middle-Aged Stoner," contained cosmic musings, low stakes rebellion, and philosophical potholes guaranteed to damage even the toughest suspension ("The Warranty Voider," one guy at Meinecke called it). It also spent 78 weeks atop the New York Times "Humor" bestseller list, only 17 of which have already happened, so go pick up an extra copy while you're here in the store. Additionally his second essay collection, "Iowa Nice," was well reviewed by his hometown paper in a highly publicized payola scandal that -- for the life of me -- I don't know why I'm bringing up now. He crossed into the fiction charts with "The Never Ending Garden Salad of Eden." "Scruffy's on a Farm Upstate" is his first mystery. He resides in an undisclosed location somewhere in the upper Midwest -- which is a perfect place to practice the B.A. in Passive-Aggressive Politeness he earned from Southwest Wisconsin State-Eau Claire -- with his wife, children, and five dogs which, in hindsight, was too many. He also has an offer of a "really nice place to stay" in the Seattle area that he ostentatiously refers to as his "Vacation property on Puget Sound." He is a duly ordained Dude…

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Too long to use here, so I made an image.

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5 random facts about me, a writer #abouttheauthor