Pyjamas are just more laundry… like I still haven’t figured out the appeal? #ADHDThoughts
I overshare because silence makes me overthink.
#relatable #adhdthoughts #selfawareness
A black paisley bandana
Question for normal ppl-
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
One thing I never understand about humans is their need to have things they consider too precious to ever use for their intended purpose.
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Do you think Aliens have candy bars named after their galaxy or if it just us?
#aliens #outerspace #adhdthoughts
“Are you mad at me?” — my ADHD brain, to literally every pause in conversation.
#ADHDThoughts #RejectionSensitiveDysphoria #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent
This filled me with joy, but also a small seed of rage blossoms as well... I yearn for boring times. #precedentedtimes #adhdthoughts
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Me (thinking): my jaw feels tight and sore
Also Me (thinking, but smarter): Well, you did have 4 small cavities filled (checks watch) less than 4 hours ago. The painkiller has probably all worn off by now.
Me: Oh! Right! Thanks. [Seeks Tylenol]
Random #ADHD thought led to this...
Why didn't the old knights clothes & armor deteriorate over the centuries? Wear & tear from movement, the knight being dirty, etc?
He stayed alive by the grail...doesn't mean clothes did lol!
Thoughts on this lol?
#indianajones #ADHDThoughts
Anyone else think it would be rad as hell if humans evolved to have a prehensile tail?
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Is fried chicken on pizza a thing? I feel like it should be a thing. A terrible, artery clogging yet glorious thing.
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Can whoever is in charge of the simulation turn down the difficulty? Make it story mode or something - it feels like it has been on no lube for the last 5 years. Thanks. #adhdthoughts
Florida=jock itch. #adhdthoughts
Possibly controversial, but I just realized I can skip the whole process and save myself some time by just eating instant coffee by the spoonful.
#coffee #adhdthoughts #unhinged #efficiency #whatamidoinghere
Me to my spouse this morning:
"My mind is a steel vice!
No, not not vice, that other thing...
Sieve! Steel sieve, yeah"
#ADHDthoughts
Baking is a science. It's chemistry. I will die on this hill. Fight me. #adhdthoughts
Okay so like if you're a waffle person, do you still like pancakes? Or are pancakes out of the question? And same for people who like pancakes....will you still eat waffles?
#wafflesvspancakes #waffles #pancakes #adhdthoughts
Idea for an old school sitcom: Juan Kenobi OB staring Pedro Pascal @pascaldaily.bsky.social #ADHDthoughts.
The entertainment industry is wild to me…..the amount of money people pay for an experience to possibly invoke a feeling or emotion is astounding #adhdthoughts
Pop songs are becoming emo and Kesha released a new song……are we going into an economic recession? #adhdthoughts
YIPPEE-KI-YAY by Kesha with T-Pain has trailer park drag show written all over it. #adhdthoughts
I just heard ADHD described as "erectile dysfunction of the mind", and it's actually so perfect. If the task you want to do is a turn-on for your mind, you can rise to the occasion. But if it's not something "sexy" to your mind, no amount of willpower can make you able to perform.
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Golden Oreos and milk just hits different #adhdthoughts
It's kinda adorable compared to the cyborg truck. Resistance is fuel.
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So the vagina has 2-3 different hair textures depending on the area and there isn’t any scientific explanation for that ?! #ADHDthoughts
What happens if only one conjoined twin has to go to jail? 🤔🤔🤔 #adhdthoughts
If Batman started wielding mental health medication, would he have any villains left? #ADHDThoughts
Why does ditto look like a cum splatter? #pokemon #ADHDthoughts