lol thank you!!!! I’ve had this saved for months bc I knew i was turning 27 this year and I’m like it’s perfect #agestagnation #nothingplay
Sometimes I think about how funny #agestagnation and #nothingplay are, holy shit
alice kuonji #agestagnation #nothingplay
#agestagnation is for everyone
#agestagnation gang
i love women rhat are the same age as me #agestagnation #nothingplay
any oomfs love #agestagnation and #nothingplay
you're arceus's normal-sized thirty year old vulpix. because that's the age that you are that it says on your exploration team paperwork. be the same age for arceus. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
They will have to rewrite this as
"you're wife's medium-sized 27yo because that's the age that you are that it says in your official governmental paperwork. Be the same age for wife. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay"
be the same age for mommy #AgeStagnation #Nothingplay
im cracking up who wanna get into some #agestagnation
my favorite new hashtag up there with #nothingplay and #agestagnation
you're mommy's medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official government paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
kinokinokino asked: you’re a medium-sized twenty-five year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for me. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
im twenty five years and one month old... i forgot the rest of the jo[...]
I was going to make coffee but i forgot to get more so i am going to get a coffee on the way to my job instead #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
just filled out a job application #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
i am going to wake up and pour enough 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 in the 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 to make 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙘𝙪𝙥𝙨 of 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 because i want to 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 without loading up on too much 𝙘𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙚. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
going to #bed at a reasonable #hour to wake up rested for my #job #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
Just purchased alcohol at Kroger by showing my ID to the employee to which he said, "Yep that looks right to me." #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
@callieotter.bsky.social
you're mommy's atomic-sized thirty-one year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official ottermental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay