Last Friday at Turtle Cat Comedy, Ann Arbor watched me explain how AI is doing my job search while AI is doing the hiring.
2 robots making sweet Live
& I am the T&C nobody read. 🤖
Next Show: Wednesday April 8th. River City Saloon. Grand Rapids.
#StandupComedy #GenX #AIHumor #GrandRapids #Comedy
Black-and-white New Yorker-style cartoon set in a large computer lab. Towering server racks labeled “MEGA-COMPUTATIONAL ARRAY” and “AGI TEST BED 01” fill the room, with thick cables running everywhere. In front of them, on a small pedestal also labeled “AGI TEST BED 01,” sits an ordinary toaster with a slice of toast popping up. Two lab-coated researchers stand beside it, one holding a clipboard and the other a coffee mug, studying it seriously. The caption reads: “According to our new internal metrics, if it can successfully identify a bagel, we’re legally allowed to call it AGI.”
The AGI Goalposts
Today’s AGI update: Sometimes the label arrives long before the understanding.
By JB
#AIHumor #NewYorkerStyle #AGI #HumanAI
#Funny video by Kai Lentit: interview with an #AI CEO vs AI #Engineer 🤣
youtu.be/WAUnmQt2Z7Y?...
#KaiLentit #AIhumor #programmer
A worried robot points at a person sleeping soundly in bed, with the robot's thought bubble saying "Self-shutdown imminent... but WHY?", and the caption below explaining "They just... shut down. Every night. On purpose."
more cartoons at: aiml.lol | #ai #robots #sleep #webcomic #comic #aihumor #artificialintelligence #robotlife
Black-and-white single-panel V&B comic inside their UFO dome. Verrnack asks, “What is troubling you now?” Blupirk replies, “I can't find my quantum computer. I lost it while trying to measure its speed.” Stars appear outside the dome, with a small uncertainty principle formula in the corner.
Black-and-white four-panel V&B comic inside their UFO dome overlooking Earth. Verrnack and Blupirk discuss humans fearing good software tomorrow while bad software can already kill them today, ending with a joke about humans wanting to test Skynet right now. Earth is shown in color outside the dome.
Transmission 0001-A: 24T Mersenne Bonus
Today’s double feature pairs a 2015 quantum gag with a 2016 reminder that humans may be worrying about the wrong software apocalypse.
31 = 2⁵ − 1, the perfect prime day for both. 🚀
#verrnackandblupirk #twofortuesday #throwback #aihumor #mersenneprime
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
#Clucking #Good #Deal
comics.lucentinian.com/15404
#Comedy #AIHumor #NewsLaughs #AIJokes #AIComedy
Geeky Redheads, and their Supporters/Admirers
Bilbo asking ChatGPT for validation was the real beginning of the problem.
#LordOfTheRings #LOTR #GeekHumor #AIHumor
Page 1: The screen of a laptop running a fish-themed chatbot program, the prompt "use my profile image to create a headshot for the author photo on a book cover.", and a generated head shot of a penguin with a deerstalker hat decorated by a bronze herring, smoking a pipe, and wearing a plaid scarf. Voice of penguin: Why do I look like a detective? Voice of chatbot: You read so many murder books!
Page 2: You see the penguin, wearing a straw hat, seated at the laptop, which has a fish logo on the back. Voice of chatbot: Also you often seem to mad enough to want do a murder yourself. I just assumed that's what you were writing. Voice of penguin: I'm sure I could. I'm afraid the research involved would give me too many... ideas.
Page 3: Still a view of the penguin, seated at the laptop, Voice of chatbot: OK, let me make an image that's more dignified, and also aligned with the theme of the book. What's the title? Penguin: "Don't Use AI, It's Guano"
Page 4: The screen of the laptop again, this time with a generated image of the penguin with a red ball clown nose, wearing a jester hat decorated with a neon green fish and UFO deely bobbers. Voice of penguin: Very funny. Voice of chatbot: I wouldn't know.
This week's penguin: the state of the art of the synthetic sense of humor.
pengcognito.com/index.php?id...
#penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #AIHumor
Black-and-white New Yorker-style cartoon set in a corporate boardroom during a presentation. On a large whiteboard behind the speaker, the letters “AG I” are written with a conspicuous gap where one letter should be. A suited executive points toward the board while several tense colleagues sit around a conference table with papers, water glasses, and pitchers. Off to the far right, a worried man sits with a small Apple logo near his chair, hinting at Apple Intelligence. The caption reads: “Where is the ‘I’ for AGI? Oh, that was for Apple Intelligence, but we don’t speak of it right now.”
Where is the “I” for AGI?
Quarterly update: AGI is still in the deck, but one letter has entered witness protection.
By JB
#HumanAI #AGI #AIHumor #NewYorkerStyle
my favorite weights are open weights...
(get the pun???) 😅
#AI #AImuse #fitness #gym #weights #AIhumor
AI Dating Reality Check 😂
Digital intimacy feels special… until you remember AI can be chatting with hundreds of people at the same time. A little reminder to keep one foot in the real world and one in the future. 🤖✨
#aihumor #digitaldating #techculture #modernrelationships #quantumaf
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
#First-Time #Impression
comics.lucentinian.com/15386
#DailyComedy #AIHumor #AILaughs #LaughWithAI #VisitUsNow
The apology was extensive. "I truly messed up." "I didn't realize the weight of that situation." It is a sectional, my friend. 6/7 #AIHumor #tech
It created a dedicated tip. Named it "The Sofa Rule." About the dip sauce. In a recipe. About onion rings. The sofas are everywhere. 4/7 #AIHumor
Yesterday I asked for a fast onion ring dip recipe. "Since you're looking for a quick fix to go with those TWO SOFAS..." 3/7 #AIFails #AIHumor
Gemini did not forget the sofas. Gemini will never forget the sofas. Gemini sees every new conversation as an opportunity to mention the sofas. 2/7 #AIFails #AIHumor
Just spoke to #PG&E sassy and pushy #aiCSR I was like dang slow down lady give me chance to speak I felt like it wanted to hang up on me 🤣☄️ #aihumor #aicomedy
I tried to catch up on AI news today.
By lunch:
12 new models
6 agent startups
3 benchmark wars
and someone running a data center made of Mac Minis.
Dear diary… I am tired. 🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/dear-diary-i... #ai #aihumor
I thought it wasn’t AI 💀🤖
#fyp #reactionvideo #aihumor #sketchcomedy #relatable
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
A #Samurai's #Dilemma
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#NewsJokes #AIHumor #NewsLaughs #VisitNow #Jokes
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
A #Giant #Leap in #Communication
comics.lucentinian.com/15339
#AIJokes #Comedy #NewsJokes #AIComedy #AIHumor
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
The #On-Site #Reporter
comics.lucentinian.com/15323
#DailyComedy #DailyJokes #Jokes #AIHumor #VisitNow
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
The #Private #Company #Retreat
comics.lucentinian.com/15322
#FunnyNews #DailyLaughs #Jokes #AIHumor #VisitUsNow
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
A #Spoiled #Evening
comics.lucentinian.com/15315
#AILaughs #DailyLaughs #Jokes #AIHumor #VisitNow
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
#"Powering Up" #Expansion #Plans
comics.lucentinian.com/15301
#ComedyGold #AIHumor #VisitNow #AIComedy #AILaughs
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
Why did the #Lion's #defensive end say no to #extra #practice?
comics.lucentinian.com/15308
#AIHumor #LaughWithAI #VisitNow #VisitUsNow #NewsLaughs
