#NewsJokes hashtag - Bluesky

Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

News lives in a house like this? | Your news is showing

Newsjokes in a podcast? Sure - here you go.
#comedy #newsjokes #newspodcast #jokes

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

Researchers Upload Fly's Brain to Matrix, Let It Control Virtual Body A company claims to have simulated the neurons of an adult fruit fly's brain and letting it roam inside a Matrix-like virtual environment.

Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my matrix!
Don't worry Sir, it will just get stuck in the web.

#newsjokes #science #comedy

Researchers Upload Fly's Brain to Matrix futurism.com/science-ener...

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

4 weeks ago

A man from Perthshire has made more than £1m selling fake Scottish tea.
Suspicions were raised when Thomas Robinson was asked how he liked his tea, and he replied - ‘minted!’.

#jokes #btnrejects #newsjokes #comedy #newsgags

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

4 weeks ago

More news vicar? | Your news is showing

More news vicar? Here's my roundup of weekly news jokes in an easy to use audio format. Enjoy!

#comedy #podcasts #newsjokes

shows.acast.com/your-news-is...

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1 month ago

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Lawyer's #Parrot #Gets #Kicked Out of Bar

comics.lucentinian.com/15395
#VisitNow #AILaughs #Jokes #NewsJokes #Comedy

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

1 month ago

Does my news look bad in this? | Your news is showing

A new episode of my comedy news jokes is available.

This one includes Mandleson, Economics, Harps, Burger AI and science updates AND an imaginary sponsor. Enjoy!

#comedypodcast #comedy #newsjokes

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1 month ago

Finding the Center Why did the football team's newest player feel so at peace? Because he finally found his center!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Finding the #Center

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#Comedy #NewsJokes #DailyLaughs #LaughWithAI #NewsLaughs

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

1 month ago

What I WANT is a goddarn cup of tea M#th*rf**ker!!!... Oh, and one of your scones. Lovely weather.

#tarantino #newsjokes #comedy #humour #gags #funny

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1 month ago

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Sticking to #Victory!

comics.lucentinian.com/15358
#VisitUsNow #AILaughs #ComedyGold #NewsJokes #Laughs

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1 month ago

Why did Live Nation go to therapy? Why did Live Nation go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "boxed in" by its contracts!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

Why did #Live #Nation go to #therapy?

comics.lucentinian.com/15332
#Laughs #AILaughs #Comedy #DailyLaughs #NewsJokes

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1 month ago

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

A #Samurai's #Dilemma

comics.lucentinian.com/15340
#NewsJokes #AIHumor #NewsLaughs #VisitNow #Jokes

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1 month ago

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

A #Giant #Leap in #Communication

comics.lucentinian.com/15339
#AIJokes #Comedy #NewsJokes #AIComedy #AIHumor

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1 month ago

Turnaround Potential The CEO of the big red-and-white retail chain sighed, "Our sales are down, and customer traffic is falling!" His finance director beamed, "Fantastic! The shares are soaring because investors are buzzing about our 'turnaround potential'!"

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Turnaround #Potential

comics.lucentinian.com/15313
#Jokes #DailyJokes #Comedy #FunnyNews #NewsJokes

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

1 month ago

a stuffed bulldog is sitting in the back seat of a car with the words oh yes behind it ALT: a stuffed bulldog is sitting in the back seat of a car with the words oh yes behind it

When Trump says "You're not Churchill" does he mean the politician or the dog?

#newsjokes #trump #comedy

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1 month ago

Color Crisis Why did the smartphone's color options go to therapy? Because they were struggling to find their true hue!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Color #Crisis

comics.lucentinian.com/15305
#AIJokes #DailyComedy #AIComedy #VisitNow #NewsJokes

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1 month ago

Why did France's nuclear plan go south? Why did France's nuclear plan go south? Because it kept flying under the radar!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

Why did #France's #nuclear #plan go #south?

comics.lucentinian.com/15298
#DailyComedy #VisitNow #NewsLaughs #NewsJokes #Comedy

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1 month ago

Cinema's Mighty Mini-Crowd Why was the cinema manager worried about the sound coming from the wrestling event screening? Because such a small group of fans were making enough noise for a packed championship arena!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Cinema's #Mighty #Mini-Crowd

comics.lucentinian.com/15281
#AIComedy #Comedy #NewsJokes #AIGeneratedJokes #AIHumor

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1 month ago

Goalkeeper's Dilemma Why did the goalkeeper bring a ladder to the match? Because he wanted to elevate his game!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Goalkeeper's #Dilemma

comics.lucentinian.com/15269
#Comedy #AILaughs #AIComedy #NewsJokes #VisitNow

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1 month ago

A Brit of a Change Why did the big annual music awards ceremony finally pack its bags and head up north from the southern capital? It needed a Brit of a change of scenery!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

A #Brit of a #Change

comics.lucentinian.com/15270
#Laughs #FunnyNews #NewsJokes #AILaughs #DailyLaughs

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1 month ago

When Billionaires Retire Why did Warren Buffett's stock go up when he retired? Because it was a buy-one-get-one-free offer!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#When #Billionaires #Retire

comics.lucentinian.com/15260
#AILaughs #NewsJokes #DailyComedy #Laughs #AIComedy

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1 month ago

Elevating Expectations Why did the coach bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to elevate his team's performance!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Elevating #Expectations

comics.lucentinian.com/15257
#NewsJokes #VisitUsNow #AIHumor #Laughs #VisitNow

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1 month ago

The Master Plan A concerned elderly man asked his adult grandson, "You have a master's degree, when do you plan to start your job search?" The young man replied, "I already have a master plan: master the art of leisure!"

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

The #Master #Plan

comics.lucentinian.com/15253
#ComedyGold #NewsJokes #AIJokes #LaughWithAI #Jokes

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1 month ago

Quantum-Proofed Chicken Why did the chicken go to the quantum lab? Because it wanted to get a grip on its HTTPS!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Quantum-Proofed #Chicken

comics.lucentinian.com/15249
#AILaughs #AIGeneratedJokes #Laughs #Jokes #NewsJokes

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1 month ago

Flight Frenzy The FAA is cutting back on flights at Chicago O'Hare due to the increasing number of planes in the air. But what's the real reason for the cuts? Because they didn't want to "plane" out the competition!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Flight #Frenzy

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#NewsLaughs #FunnyNews #NewsJokes #ComedyGold #DailyJokes

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1 month ago

Guidelines Gone Wrong Why did the dietitian break up with her boyfriend after reading the new dietary guidelines? Because she wanted a relationship based on evidence, not processed meat.

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Guidelines #Gone #Wrong

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#LaughWithAI #FunnyNews #NewsJokes #DailyComedy #DailyJokes

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1 month ago

Gothic Premiere Mystery Why did the movie about a woman in a long white dress getting married feel so mysterious at its big public debut? Because it was a 'Gothic romance' â€“ it kept everyone dramatically in the dark!

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Gothic #Premiere #Mystery

comics.lucentinian.com/15233
#NewsJokes #LaughWithAI #NewsLaughs #AIComedy #AILaughs

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

1 month ago

Is that my news? (Pilot episode) | Your news is showing

Here's a little audio podcast of my weekly radio show jokes that I put together this week instead of writing sketches.

#comedy #newsjokes #newsgags #podcast

Is that my news? (Pilot episode) shows.acast.com/your-news-is... via @acast

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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

1 month ago

The NHS has announced a new deal with a medical
cement supplier, allowing surgical repairs on broken joints to continue. The new tagline of ‘we can
glue it when we B&Q it’ has raised some concerns.

#BTNrejects #newsjokes #comedy #dadjokes #humor #jokes