The only thing worse than breaking your arm is a big bag of poops.
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'Struth, as they say in the classics (especially when the bag is on fire)!
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Scientists have discovered how to create long-lasting fart!
ab2.life #alphabear2 #brilliant
Just what I have always wanted!
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Why am I square-shaped and entire? What's the evolutionary benefit of this bear?
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Still asking @spryfox.bsky.social the important questions (and getting no response) ...
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Who the heck are Spry Fox and why do they keep hoarding so many dimes?
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Asking the important questions ...
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My favourite song is "Losing My Babe".
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Well, that happened (about five years ago) ...
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Word on the street is that you are positively horny!
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"Ooh, me so horny! Me love you long time!"
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It's my party, and I'll fart if I want to!
ab2.life #alphabear2
I'm pretty sure that nobody looks at these, or at least bothers to like or comment.
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All Your Penis Are Belong to Us. #AlphaMeme
ab2.life #alphabear2 #AlphaMeme
That's what she said! 😋😆
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You can impress anybody with a sufficiently large shit.
ab2.life #alphabear2
That statement is obviously false, but it is funny. I would know, since part of my job literally involves shovelling shit (and it's not impressive).
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You only remember what I say when it's unintended, don't you?
ab2.life #alphabear2
Relationships 101: Ignore the compliments and praise, but remember the criticism and slights.
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"I am a proud non-reader of books, because books be so wordy and shit."
– Kanye West, as quoted by Richard Hall; Hell No, I Ain't Happy
Jesus wept and shit.
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You can defeat any adversary with a sufficiently large nonce.
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That's what #DonaldTrump and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor (formerly Prince Andrew) thought, but they are wrong.
Release the #EpsteinFiles
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Keep calm and toss on!
@spryfox.bsky.social
It would make more sense if it was "keep calm and toss off", but I will take what I can get when it comes to #alphabear2 being #lewd.
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I farted because I hoped it would impress you!
ab2.life #alphabear2
@spryfox.bsky.social
Yeah, that seems about right for me... 😀😋
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My brother farts energetically whenever he's thinking through a hard problem.
ab2.life #alphabear2
@spryfox.bsky.social
LoL. It could happen.
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My partner calls me "loony onion". Isn't that sweet?
ab2.life #alphabear2
@spryfox.bsky.social
Funny, yes. Sweet, not so much.
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Wow, Amazon even delivers shit now! They even deliver at night!
ab2.life #alphabear2
This seems about right to me. I wonder if Amazon has Corey Doctorow's #Enshittification in stock. Even if they do, I refuse to buy anything from them if I can get it elsewhere.
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I can't sleep. My dreams are haunted by terrifying diarrhoeas!
ab2.life #alphabear2
@spryfox.bsky.social
LoL.
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I have a total confession: You make me want to view your anus.
ab2.life #alphabear2
@spryfox.bsky.social
LoL 😆
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People are good at heart ... They just behave badly when deprived of porn.
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People behave badly when deprived of porn!
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I've learned the hard way that a hern is worth 1 000 twats.
My favorite movie quote? "What we've got here is a failure to come."
Trust me, a good tool is like fine wine. Ingenious!
Wow, Amazon even delivers men now! I won't need the supermarket anymore!
Hey, @spryfox.bsky.social, what do you think of these?
#ab2 #alphabear2 #fookAroundFriday
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Congrats to our friends at @spryfox for their launch of #alphabear2! We had a ton of fun helping with the WebGL port for Merriam-Webster:
merriam-webster.com/word-games/alp…
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