Instead of evidence of The Rapture, it's the haunting, still silence of The Capture.

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Jesus with dad jokes #dadjokes #blasphemy #andjesuswept #kamism #forleagalreasonsthisisajoke

Thousands of people gathered under this dirty bridge to watch me take this picture in front of rows of porta pottys

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I HATH ENTERED MY MARKERS ERA!!!

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Mentioned to a praying Trumper & immediately met with a ridiculously defensive, "How much did Biden and Obama charge??" And this is where we are. #andjesuswept

Long form comedy but for people with adhd.

I call it :

Short form comedy

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