Hit a very important milestone today🙈 Which one is your fav? 🧡👄🧡 #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #assadzaman #thevampirearmand #armandposting #gremlinposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand of Interview With the Vampire, sitting unnervingly close to the camera and looking directly into the lens with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, wake up, this is the definition of an emergency. Lush Cosmetics has Minecraft bath bombs. They are only available for a limited time, so we must get there before they close. There are Enderman and Creeper varieties. Do not go back to sleep!! If you accompany me now we can fuck in the tub. Yes, that’s what I thought”
What is your pleasure? Lavender or Lemongrass? #meme #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #assadzaman #devilsminion #armandaniel #armand #danielmolloy #armandposting #gremlinposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, wake up! I have just watched the most enchanting tale of romance! Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden. Inspired! I believe between my penchant for falsehoods and your experience with low level criminal activity, we too could make an exciting career of conning evildoers out of house and home. Our joint bisexual tendencies would surely be an asset to this, as is portrayed in the film! I wept when I watched it, Daniel. These women are just like us, in earnest. In another life we easily could have been mortals sailing into the sunset having raucous lesbian intercourse. Come now, I’ve prepared it on the Blue Ray”
A reblog featuring tags from tumblr user doctordaemon that read: “#he also wants to do a little erotic tooth-filing #devil’s minion #iwtv” Below, tumblr user sonofcelluloid has added the same photograph of Armand as the previous image and added the caption: “Please, beloved, they will grow back.”
Watch Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden!! Prev tags from @doctordaemon on tumblr #devil’sminion #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #assadzaman #armandposting #gremlinposting
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An infographic for sonofcelluloid’s Ko-fi fundraiser. The main body of text reads: “If my posts have ever made you laugh hardenough you wouldn't mind throwing a $1 tip my way, it'd make all the difference in the world for me right now, thank you. A huge thank you again to everyone who helped me meet my last goal. It has gotten me by in what has remained a turbulent time and been a huge moral support for me. My Goal Update: I'm hoping to raise $800 by April 1st to secure housing/medical fees for myself and my dog. I'm raising funds by separate means as well (& will adjust the goal accordingly), so right now we're existing in a terrible limbo where things may very well come together in time, but homelessness is also a very real threat. Any dollar you have to spare would help our situation exponentially. Thank you dearly for your ongoing support❤️”
A textpost from tumblr user sonofcelluloid that reads: “With 5 days left to fundraise I’m currently at $176/$800. Any donations, no matter how small, will go directly towards housing and medical aid for me and my doggy in the coming month. It would mean so much if you would share my campaign here or on other platforms like Instagram, Bluesky, or with trusted friends. This is us btw:” Below is the infamous image from the Season 2 finale of Interview with the Vampire where Lestat is holding his wooden plank piano, but the wooden plank has been photoshopped out, and in its place is a small white dog.
Absolutely anything helps! Thank you, my beloveds🧡👄🧡
ko-fi.com/sonofcelluloid
#sonofcelluloid #armandposting #kofi #kofiupate #kofigoal
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This is a screenshot of a post from the subreddit r/Jung titled “I have an intense urge to devour my lover.” The post reads: For context, I am a woman who lives in self-imposed solitude for certain reasons. I've noticed that I have an uncontrollable sexual need to devour the person I love romantically—not in a physical sense, but psychologically. I crave the subtle control of their mind, so delicate that they don’t even realize it, yet they find themselves metaphorically on their knees. I don’t seek to harm them through cruelty or abuse—no, not that. Rather, I lure them into a trap by mirroring their subconscious needs, blurring the line between reality and madness. Then, I watch them squirm, convincing them that only I can guide them through it, that without me, they are utterly lost in a state of perpetual existential despair. (Link to original: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jung/s/nZs4kAGpcg)
Pulitzerootwo in the comments like “get off reddit and come to coffin already ya freak” #iwtv #armandposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt”
The reblog from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Was ‘is it a taunt’ permanently added to your lexicon? If so, please consider donating to my Ko-fi campaign or spreading the word via this post or your own #armandpost. The author of this meme is at risk of losing housing and medical care on March 1st. I am trying to stay brave in the face of everything, but it’s hard, so they say, to be ratioed by life. I am so close to meeting rent. Please, help me get there by sharing the silly little meme that brought us together in the first place. Thank you my beloveds, sonofcelluloid🧡”
Please share my silly little #armandpost to help me and my doggy keep a place to rest our weary heads🥲 ko-fi.com/sonofcelluloid #kofi #communityaid #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armandposting #sonofcelluloid
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Wake up, beloveds! I’m starting an #armandposting challenge to raise awareness for my #kofi fundraiser! Read the details here:
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, I've purchased two pit tickets for us to view My Chemical Romance in their homeland of New Jersey. Like the Bruce Springsteen you're so fond of. —Yes, I remember your complaints, and I've chosen to ignore them. You were simply not in the proper mood to receive their musical genius, lover. They sing of all our favorite things! Blood. Death. Romance. Mostly blood. You must do this for me, Daniel. —No, this will not be like the Chappell Roan concert. So long as the boys do not cancel their event, no fans shall be harmed. Though, as I recall, you made no protest at the time. Who knew blood laced with such absurd amounts of poppers would taste so exquisite? At any rate, I suspect this concert's populous will be predominantly lithium flavored. Perhaps we should invite Lestat”
A reblog from tumblr user sonofcelluloid displaying affirmation of the previous poster’s tags, saying, “Prev, that’s correct.” The previous tags read: “#I fear if I don't reblog this some curse or perhaps an ailment will befall me #iwtv” Below is a photoshopped image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. Hands have been photoshopped into the image to indicate hypnosis gestures. The latest logo for My Chemical Romance’s new tour can be seen in the background. The bolded text below the image reads: “Repost or he will freak your mind.”
Beloved, I MUST fix my heart. #mcr #iwtv #interviewiththevampire #mychemicalromance #assadzaman #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting #devilsminion #chappellroan #tumblr
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An infographic for sonofcelluloid’s Ko-fi fundraiser. The main body of text reads: “If my posts have ever made you laugh hard enough you wouldn't mind throwing a $1 tip my way, it'd make all the difference in the world for me right now, thank you❤️ (Update:) A special thank you to everyone who helped me reach my first 2 goals! I'm hoping to raise $1,110 by March 1st as an emergency fund for housing & medical care for myself & my dog. I'm doing all I can to work towards these funds & will update the goal accordingly, but your donations have been literally life saving🫂❤️
Black text on a white page that reads: “As most of you know, my financial situation has become dire & dangerous. The help my lovely followers & their kind friends have given has been a godsend in such dark times. This upcoming month will be the hardest yet because of the large funds needed to simply maintain a safe living situation for my dog & I. I understand this goal is a lot to ask, & I in no way expect donations to be the sole provider of these funds. I'm trying every day to navigate my difficult situation in a way that can get these necessary bills payed, & will adjust the Ko-fi goal accordingly, but your tips are always a massive help to me. Most tips range from 1 to 5 dollars & that has managed to save my skin twice now!! If my goal is reached, any Ko-fi funds left over on March 1st will be donated to the Abdul-Jawad & Hilles families in Palestine. I'll be forever grateful to y'all for what you've done for me, & truly indebted if you continue your support.”
Absolutely anything helps! Thank you, my beloveds🧡👄🧡 ko-fi.com/sonofcellulo... #sonofcelluloid #armandposting #kofi #kofiupate #kofigoal
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Daniel, I have found your Raya profile. You will delete your Raya profile at once or I’m killing myself. Don’t you see there is nothing for you now but me. I’ve swiped right, so they say, on eternity with you. And I intend to collect. Yes, Grindr is fine, beloved.”
Happy Grindr is Fine Beloved Friday🧡
#iwtv #assadzaman #armand #armandaniel #devilsminion #armandposting #gremlinposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, WAKE UP. The Lady Gaga has revealed herself as a witch, but I am unfamiliar with these magics. You MUST help me. This could be a threat to our kind, as she allegedly has a coven of monsters at her disposable. Though they have been described as small. In her new song, she casts the spell, “Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na. Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga.” Tell me, lover, what magic requires this bastardization of the Italian language?? Alongside Aramaic, no less. Well, she translates this to mean: death or love tonight. And I must admit, I quite like that bit. It reminds me of our oft explosive intercourse”
a little monster in the making #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #ladygaga #devilsminion #armandaniel #armandxdaniel #armandposting #gremlinposting #armand #danielmolloy
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An image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. Drawn onto the photo is a white speech bubble indicating Armand is speaking with a tumblr textpost inside. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “getting blackmailed by the Chinese government for commenting on three different edits in 2 hours with: 🗣I NEED TO GET DANIEL MOLLOY PREGNANT”
#armand #assadzaman #inerviewwiththevampire #iwtv #devilsminion #armandaniel #danielmolloy #armandposting #gremlinposting
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someone please animate this plz plz plz plz😭❤️ #iwtv #armand #armandaniel #armandposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Good evening, beloved boy. You’re likely wondering why the city is so quiet tonight, hm? Well, allow me to shed some light on the subject. In preparation for New Year’s, I acquired every aerial shell firework within a 50 mile radius of our home, in addition to the extensive collection of illegally modified pyrotechnics I purchased from that man in South Jersey. Now, chop-chop, little onion, we’ve a rooftop reservation at Rainbow Room to claim and a host of DMT laden mortals to intercept in the lobby. Come midnight, the sky will shine only for us, my love.”
Happy New Year’s to those two freaks🎉🧡 #iwtv #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting
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Actor Assad Zaman, as Armand of Interview With the Vampire, sitting unnervingly close to the camera and looking directly into the lens with vibrant orange eyes.
Wake up, NOW, Daniel. I have been informed that the RAADS test you had me take does not in fact stand for Rational, Aberrantly Accomplished, and Dangerously Sexy. I demand you locate such a test so we may confirm I would score equally as high as before. #iwtv #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting
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A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, I have bribed 34 government officials to enshrine a law labelling the word gremlin a slur and its usage a hate crime in the state of New York. I understand this affects a very small number of the population, Daniel, but is that not the definition of a minority? I’m crestfallen. I truly believed you would support me in this. Am I to add your name to the “callout post” I am drafting about Lestat?”
Gremlins are a protected class to me. #iwtv #armandposting #gremlinposting #armand #danielmolloy #lestatdelioncourt
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Can someone please please please redraw this screenshot with Armand🙈 Ideally he is rolling his eyes❤️ #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting
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A textpost with an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, why are the citizens of New Jersey so perturbed by my drone operation? I am simply observing, nothing more. If anything, they are the aggressors. They‘ve taken to throwing rocks at my crafts, which are like children to me, every one. They even have names. How would they feel if I threw rocks at their children? Oh, hush, Daniel, I’m not going to. But if I were, you certainly wouldn’t be able to stop me. Someone must protect this family.”
What do you think their names are? #armandposting #gremlinposting #iwtv
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