Reblog by @sonofcelluloid · 5 images 💬 7  🔁 145  ❤️ 577 · Happy Sonofcelluloid Hit Sixty Armandposts Tuesday

Hit a very important milestone today🙈 Which one is your fav? 🧡👄🧡 #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #assadzaman #thevampirearmand #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand of Interview With the Vampire, sitting unnervingly close to the camera and looking directly into the lens with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, wake up, this is the definition of an emergency. Lush Cosmetics has Minecraft bath bombs. They are only available for a limited time, so we must get there before they close. There are Enderman and Creeper varieties. Do not go back to sleep!! If you accompany me now we can fuck in the tub. Yes, that’s what I thought”

What is your pleasure? Lavender or Lemongrass? #meme #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #assadzaman #devilsminion #armandaniel #armand #danielmolloy #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, wake up! I have just watched the most enchanting tale of romance! Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden. Inspired! I believe between my penchant for falsehoods and your experience with low level criminal activity, we too could make an exciting career of conning evildoers out of house and home. Our joint bisexual tendencies would surely be an asset to this, as is portrayed in the film! I wept when I watched it, Daniel. These women are just like us, in earnest. In another life we easily could have been mortals sailing into the sunset having raucous lesbian intercourse. Come now, I’ve prepared it on the Blue Ray”

A reblog featuring tags from tumblr user doctordaemon that read: “#he also wants to do a little erotic tooth-filing #devil’s minion #iwtv” Below, tumblr user sonofcelluloid has added the same photograph of Armand as the previous image and added the caption: “Please, beloved, they will grow back.”

Watch Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden!! Prev tags from @doctordaemon on tumblr #devil’sminion #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #assadzaman #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, I've purchased two pit tickets for us to view My Chemical Romance in their homeland of New Jersey. Like the Bruce Springsteen you're so fond of. —Yes, I remember your complaints, and I've chosen to ignore them. You were simply not in the proper mood to receive their musical genius, lover. They sing of all our favorite things! Blood. Death. Romance. Mostly blood. You must do this for me, Daniel. —No, this will not be like the Chappell Roan concert. So long as the boys do not cancel their event, no fans shall be harmed. Though, as I recall, you made no protest at the time. Who knew blood laced with such absurd amounts of poppers would taste so exquisite? At any rate, I suspect this concert's populous will be predominantly lithium flavored. Perhaps we should invite Lestat”

A reblog from tumblr user sonofcelluloid displaying affirmation of the previous poster’s tags, saying, “Prev, that’s correct.” The previous tags read: “#I fear if I don't reblog this some curse or perhaps an ailment will befall me #iwtv” Below is a photoshopped image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. Hands have been photoshopped into the image to indicate hypnosis gestures. The latest logo for My Chemical Romance’s new tour can be seen in the background. The bolded text below the image reads: “Repost or he will freak your mind.”

Beloved, I MUST fix my heart. #mcr #iwtv #interviewiththevampire #mychemicalromance #assadzaman #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting #devilsminion #chappellroan #tumblr

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Daniel, I have found your Raya profile. You will delete your Raya profile at once or I’m killing myself. Don’t you see there is nothing for you now but me. I’ve swiped right, so they say, on eternity with you. And I intend to collect. Yes, Grindr is fine, beloved.”

Happy Grindr is Fine Beloved Friday🧡
#iwtv #assadzaman #armand #armandaniel #devilsminion #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, WAKE UP. The Lady Gaga has revealed herself as a witch, but I am unfamiliar with these magics. You MUST help me. This could be a threat to our kind, as she allegedly has a coven of monsters at her disposable. Though they have been described as small. In her new song, she casts the spell, “Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na. Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga.” Tell me, lover, what magic requires this bastardization of the Italian language?? Alongside Aramaic, no less. Well, she translates this to mean: death or love tonight. And I must admit, I quite like that bit. It reminds me of our oft explosive intercourse”

a little monster in the making #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #ladygaga #devilsminion #armandaniel #armandxdaniel #armandposting #gremlinposting #armand #danielmolloy

An image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. Drawn onto the photo is a white speech bubble indicating Armand is speaking with a tumblr textpost inside. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “getting blackmailed by the Chinese government for commenting on three different edits in 2 hours with: 🗣I NEED TO GET DANIEL MOLLOY PREGNANT”

#armand #assadzaman #inerviewwiththevampire #iwtv #devilsminion #armandaniel #danielmolloy #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He is smiling brightly with his chin angled slightly downward and looking directly into the camera lens with vibrant orange eyes. Circular sunglasses with a red/purple tint hang off the tip of his nose. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, an orange scarf with thin black stripes, and a tweed coat. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Good evening, beloved boy. You’re likely wondering why the city is so quiet tonight, hm? Well, allow me to shed some light on the subject. In preparation for New Year’s, I acquired every aerial shell firework within a 50 mile radius of our home, in addition to the extensive collection of illegally modified pyrotechnics I purchased from that man in South Jersey. Now, chop-chop, little onion, we’ve a rooftop reservation at Rainbow Room to claim and a host of DMT laden mortals to intercept in the lobby. Come midnight, the sky will shine only for us, my love.”

Happy New Year’s to those two freaks🎉🧡 #iwtv #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting

Actor Assad Zaman, as Armand of Interview With the Vampire, sitting unnervingly close to the camera and looking directly into the lens with vibrant orange eyes.

Wake up, NOW, Daniel. I have been informed that the RAADS test you had me take does not in fact stand for Rational, Aberrantly Accomplished, and Dangerously Sexy. I demand you locate such a test so we may confirm I would score equally as high as before. #iwtv #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost above an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, I have bribed 34 government officials to enshrine a law labelling the word gremlin a slur and its usage a hate crime in the state of New York. I understand this affects a very small number of the population, Daniel, but is that not the definition of a minority? I’m crestfallen. I truly believed you would support me in this. Am I to add your name to the “callout post” I am drafting about Lestat?”

Gremlins are a protected class to me. #iwtv #armandposting #gremlinposting #armand #danielmolloy #lestatdelioncourt

Can someone please please please redraw this screenshot with Armand🙈 Ideally he is rolling his eyes❤️ #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armand #armandposting #gremlinposting

A textpost with an image of actor Assad Zaman, as Armand, behind the scenes of Interview with the Vampire. He wears a casual blue jacket and stares intensely into the camera with vibrant orange eyes. The post from tumblr user sonofcelluloid reads: “Beloved, why are the citizens of New Jersey so perturbed by my drone operation? I am simply observing, nothing more. If anything, they are the aggressors. They‘ve taken to throwing rocks at my crafts, which are like children to me, every one. They even have names. How would they feel if I threw rocks at their children? Oh, hush, Daniel, I’m not going to. But if I were, you certainly wouldn’t be able to stop me. Someone must protect this family.”

What do you think their names are? #armandposting #gremlinposting #iwtv

British person attempts deep dish

An attempt at making Deep Dish Pizza
#Gremlinposting #Food