Potted hostas in varying stages of deer et.
Meme reading as follows: If you oppose "DEI," you should have to use the full phrase instead of the letters. Be brave and say, "I oppose diversity, equity, and inclusion." Bonus points if you admit which part of that you don't like. Making it an acronym transforms it into a thought-terminating cliche. From now on, be proud of your opinion, but be specific. Let everyone know if it's diversity you don't like, or if it's equity, or if it's being inclusive.
What happens when I buy #hosta the night before a three day super-jaunt?
#Deer happen . . . to like hostas.
A lot.
Planting what's left in the back #garden, where deer can't reach. Keep the #astilbes and #liriope out front. Deer don't seem to like those.
Also, be honest. Say it how you mean it.