Variation POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF
POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF #POV
😳🍿 That theater moment though… YIKES 💀😂 Who’s been there? 👀👇 #AwkwardAF #HorrorStories
KEANU…MAN GET CHO’ A$$ Outta’ Da’ ROOM WHILE DEY’ TALKIN! READ DA’ MUTHAF*CKIN ROOM TF! 😆😂🤣 #AwkwardAF #BB27LiveFeeds #BigBrother27 #BigBrother
I mean well but I don't always pick up on social cues.
#AwkwardAF
🤣 When the joke hits… but then trips and faceplants into awkward city.
Cue the crickets.
Watch the full episode: https://youtu.be/dHhbyPu9RUI
#ImJustHereToListen #RoastFails #AwkwardAF #PodcastComedy #DidIDoTooMuch
Im actually like this
#awkwardaf
para todos os que se queixam da malta que fala em alta-voz ou que põe a música em altos berros nos transportes públicos (por ex.), e que atribui isso a uma determinada cultura ou etnia, deveriam estar aqui ao meu lado em pleno Conselho Europeu, com a delegação com a qual tive de almoçar…
#awkwardAF
So, sitting at a bar and it just occured to me that I've never done this as a single guy before. When I met my ex, I was 19. I'm 38. WTF else did I miss out on by being in a relationship my entire adult life? #NewlySingle #AwkwardAF
Seeing these things makes my eye twitch and my brain ache.
What a bizarre world we live in. 🤦♀️
#AwkwardAF
Fair is fair, my stream asked for the maid outfit once we hit our first big milestone stream goals. Since we hit that this week, and I am a maid of my word, its maid outfit day on stream. #twitch #newstreamer #awkwardAF #Ifeelawkward #maid