i've only received two text messages in the last three days and both of them were from Verizon #bachelorlife #hikikomori #verizonwireless
Used to make baked potatoes for supper
Baked on tinfoil, doubled as a plate
One fork to be cleaned.
Sink was always empty, didn’t even use the dishwasher once.
#BachelorLife
Keys to my own spot. #BachelorLife
For a long while my Twitch go live notification was “I’m sorry I’m late, I was pooping.” But today, I was peer-pressured mid bowel-movement into doing a collab stream that not only started earlier than my usual stream time, but ended up lasting over 21 hours for me.
#bachelorlife #poop #twitch
Happy Saturday BSers!
I’ve been busy planting bushes and even hung up a decoration on my room. #BachelorLife
White shirt splattered with cherry juice
Take it from someone with minutes of experience: if you're going to pit some cherries by hand, maybe hold them away from your body and don't wear white.
#bachelorlife
A black, white and gray, semi-domesticated beast, lovingly, cleans his masters cast iron cookware. The cheese sauce from the previous meal is delicately removed, leaving the carbonized oil-coated seasoning intact. A quick preheating with additional oil, and you’re ready to cook again.
Dishwasher that does NOT remove the protective seasoning from a cast iron skillet… 😆
#malamute #dogs #dogsky #dogspfbluesky #castiron #Bachelorlife #lifetip
I have no lunch meat, no cheese, no peanut butter, jelly, or anything. Just a few pieces of bread and two jars of condiments.
I am so lazy today. I am not going out to buy food. I'm going to eat Peperoncini & Pickle sandwiches.
#BachelorLife
Had Gorton fish sticks for dinner. 😛
#BachelorLife
Yup, raiding the snack table #bachelorlife
Breakfast of champions. Mushroom ravioli with artichoke truffle sauce.
#homecooking #menwhocook #singlegays #artistslife #bachelorlife #healthyfood #eatingbetter
I don’t want to have to train in a new bf. How are these men so wild?? Made beds, art on the wall appropriate pots and pans. Yikes.
Why do I still love G?
#heartbreak #justgetoverhim #bachelorlife
It not as cold as it has been, but today feels like a chili day. It’s goin’ down in about four hours!! #bachelorlife #smellingoodupinhere
Gonna go wack off and then eat a sandwich #bachelorlife
Marrow fat peas with chicken? #bachelorlife
I had dimmies last night 🤣 #bachelorlife
Dinner.
I have no idea what, or how old, it is.
#bachelorlife
Bachelor party cake!
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#bachelorparty #bachelorpartycakeinpune #naughtycakeinpune #adultcakeinpune #boobscakeinpune #bachelorcakeinpune #bachelornight #bachelorfun #bachelorlife #bracakeinpune #fondantcakeinpune #customisedcake #sweetmantrapune
Just ate a salad bowl full of Fruity Pebbles for dinner #BachelorLife
When you want to soak some cookie sheets to bet them clean, but they don't fit in your sink so you put them in the bathtub. #BachelorLife
I'm about to eat a bag of Cheetos for dinner #BachelorLife
One of the absolute hands-down off-the-wall craziest bachelor things in my #bachelorlife is loading the dishwasher INSANELY inefficiently.
Oh, the reason I am cold is that last night I blindly turned the thermostat down to 54 and then forgot about its existence. #bachelorlife
Kel's out of town, so I just dealt with an itch on my back by writhing against the fabric of the sofa. #bachelorlife