In the exciting field of #BadArchaeology, explorers have discovered some sort of cage, the likes of which clearly renders escape impossible.
We aren’t quite sure what it’s for, however. Perhaps it was a cattle enclosure?
#Photography #DumbJokes
This latest find in the field of #BadArchaeology is a mysterious dog, frozen in time like a #Statue.
The team that found this chamber in #NYC were so disturbed by the discovery, assuming it was frozen by a quantum singularity, quickly sold all their possessions and then fled to the nearest casino.
A #BadArchaeology team in the #NewYorkCity subway found this mysterious mural, and could only find a single attached quote: “They all float down here.”
#Photography #Humor #CityPhotography
This #mysterious message has left the field of #BadArchaeology stumped.
What could this mean? Perhaps it is a warning to all who would dare walk this road, that beyond this point, women lay in wait, possibly to eat careless wanderers like how Croatoan was written?
#Photography #Humor #UselessSigns
A team devoted to #BadArchaeology has returned to the #Mysterious caverns beneath #NYC.
This strange #Mural was found, and the team has no clue what this is supposed to be.
They could only theorize it was drawn at the behest of a monstrous entity from beyond time during lunch.
#Photography
After an entire age of a few weeks passed, a #BadArchaeology team has located a strange #Statue in #NYC.
The team is mystified, but presume it is the spitting image of the sculptor’s cousin, who had really wild hair that looked sorta like antlers.
Other theories involve taxidermists. #Photography
#BadArchaeology experts are mystified by this odd chamber in #NYC.
Perhaps it was a battle arena of some sort, with the initials of the latest victor painted in the shape of the traditional #Subway battle hammer?
Bonus points for whoever figures out why they’re connected to a post. #Photography
A #BadArchaeology team noticed this ancient sculpture adorning this #Building built sometime within the last 3 million years (it’s a matter of debate how recently it was.)
The local #CityLife may have revolved around sacrifices to this sculpture. None know the truth of this #Photography subject.
A team of experts in #BadArchaeology have stumbled across this, and documented it via #Photography.
What could the #Mystery of this sculpture be? What purpose did it have for #CityLife?
Experts have theorized that it was built by science fiction fans, and is possibly meant to resemble a death ray.
This creepy #Statue has been the subject of debate for #BadArchaeology for about 5 minutes.
The leading theory is that this was the engraving of a guy chased up a pole, and impressively maintaining his balance for about a week before starving to death.
#Photography #CityLife
A #BadArchaeology expedition has stumbled across a #Spooky find.
Clearly, some ancient culture in #NYC has something trapped beneath this odd seal.
But the question is…was the seal to keep something inside, or to keep something outside?
The team fled in terror shortly after this #Photography.
A #BadArchaeology expedition in #NYC uncovered this strange box in this tomb which has a floor so caked in dust and debris it’s almost like a soft cushy carpet.
What could this device be, is the #Mystery of the day. Perhaps a repository for grain into the little holes during the winters? #Humor
#BadArchaeology has discovered this pair of murals in the #NYC, and taken to #Photography of this strange duo.
Many mythologies have a magic eye of some sort, and as this is a pair of eyes, it is folly to assume two eyes are part of the same head because reasons.
One magic eye is just surprised.
A #BadArchaeology expedition in #NYC has discovered a strange glimpse into how the people of the region perform death rituals.
The local #CityLife , at an uncertain age, believe that mounting some sort of contraption prior to ritual sacrifice will lead the departed soul to ascension. #Photography
An expedition of scholars of #BadArchaeology stumbled upon this altar.
The people who crafted this #Statue may have devoted this to the winged figures cast in onyx, who possibly are some sort of raven or pigeon deities.
It seems the glyphic tablet receives a fluid offering from the Pepsi harvest?
This #Mysterious cuneiform script found on the sidewalk in #NYC has sparked controversy among the #BadArchaeology community.
The neatness of the writing is clearly too perfectly written, written by beings beyond human comprehension!
Is the date on this #StreetArt when the space writers return?!
This mysterious mural found in a #NYC subway has scholars debating what it depicts. #BadArchaeology theorists contend that this device must be something the peoples of NY have seen, but could this have been built without assistance? It hovers in midair, with a landing bay on the bottom. #Silly
I love your #BadArchaeology bits and will gobble em up as fast as you can... uh... no, that metaphor is already going wrong and I refuse to finish it 😑😖🤐
Could this being be, as #BadArchaeology theorists believe, be a part of the creation #Myth of whatever ancient people drew this #SubwayArt ?
Perhaps it was believed to have danced reality into existence?
How could the humble peoples of #NYC have painted this…without otherworldly alien assistance?!
My #BadArchaeology skills suspect this is a part of an ancient creation myth, in which this two headed being flooded the world with all that exists.
The presence of a mobius strip must imply the eternal nature of existence, life and death, chaos and order, in an eternal cycle. #Silly #SubwayArt
Time for #BadArchaeology !
Whoever painted this mysterious mural, this being must be the destroyer from their end times mythology.
The weapon it bears appears to be devouring the world in supernatural flames.
The presence of an offering indicates this being is greatly feared. #Photography #Humor
I am bored, and saw this on a subway wall.
The ancient people painted a scene of their daily life.
The figure on the left appears to have been exiled, by the figure in the middle with the biggest bag, indicating the leader, flanked by guards.
#BadArchaeology #NYC #Photography #Bored #Mystery
I wanted to see how the bad place was doing....
Ellie Apartheid- "Americans are stupid"
Jimmy Croussanti- "Bet"
#badarchaeology
#fraudulentarchaeology
#pseudoarchaeology
#pseudoscience
@channel5 #battlefieldrecovery should be dropped. Disgraceful. #badarchaeology
