In the exciting field of #BadArchaeology, explorers have discovered some sort of cage, the likes of which clearly renders escape impossible.
We aren’t quite sure what it’s for, however. Perhaps it was a cattle enclosure?
#Photography #DumbJokes
Seriously? Actual conversation with a family member part 2
#vtuber #vtuberclips #envtuber #vtubercommunity #twitchstreamer #dumbjokes #dadjokes #celsius
9 proxies of the MTG card Dragon's Approach, shown one-at-a-time. Each has a red background with the word "Dragon's" at the top and "Approach" at the bottom. There's a black shape in the center of each proxy, which is vague and small on the first of the nine and steadily gets larger and more clear on each subsequent card. By the end of the sequence, it becomes clear that the shape is the sillouette of a dragon in flight, getting steadily larger because it's approaching the viewer.
unveiling these new proxies at game night tonight. I'm hilarious. #mtgproxy #mtgart #physicalart #painting #dumbjokes
A kid in sunglasses posing with a BMX bike while bold text jokes about BMX standing for bowel movement explosions.
Born to shred, forced to clench.
#BornToShred #ForcedToClench #BMXHumor #ExtremeSports #ToiletAnxiety #90sKidEnergy #CringeLegend #DumbJokes #Shitpost #VintageMeme #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
No, I missed the Giant Slalom skiing. I was over in Little Italy, watching the Lilliputian Slalom. #wintergames #dumbjokes #isthisthingon
Here's a joke I stole from my sister. (You can hear her in the background.) R.I.P Katy Perry. Like for 10 years of good luck and not having to drift through the wind wanting to start again lol.
#jokes #funnyreels #dumbjokes #stupidjoke #KatyPerry #plasticbags #fireworks
I didn't ask ChatGPT. #ai #booksky #dumbjokes
As I got an Only Fans subscription I said "3 fans please" the air in my house is slightly more circulated.
THANKS ONLY FANS.
Idk what the big deal is..
#onlyfans #jokes #literalfans #dumbjokes
Justice rains from above! #leagueoflegends #lol #aram #tft youtube.com/shorts/RMIBV... via @YouTube
#overwatch #Overwatch2 #joke #dumbjokes #dadjokes
#POSTALBrainDamaged #SunnyDaze #BoomerShooter #IndieGame #FPS #PCGaming #DumbJokes #POSTALDude #BeachCarnage #GameReview
There are only 4 stories:
Portugal The Man vs Portugal The Man
Portugal The Man vs Themself
Portugal The Man vs Nature
Portugal The Man vs Society
#DumbJokes #PortugalTheMan #ManVsMan #ManVsSelf #ManVsNature #ManVsSociety
Forget pyramids ancient egypt literally gave us Buzz Balls Egyptian statue holding two jars that resemble the popular alcoholic drink buzz balls
He went from who tank kamen to WOOOOO tank kamen #meme #egypt #dumbjokes
Deep Thoughts
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#comicstrip #comicstripart #originalcomics #britishcartoons #ukcartoonist #polarbeardrawing #polarbears #thinktoomuch #funnycomics #dumbjokes #britishcomics
Dave Grohl and a Grolsh beer bottle crappily fused together using Photoshop
Because sometimes stupidity helps, here's Photoshop crime #3,743:
I love Dave but I think Grolsch is vile swill.
I made this in 2015, and I'm still conflicted about it.
#FooFighters #DaveGrohl #ShittyBeer #DadJokes #DumbJokes
Studious? Naw, just makes seein' DEEZ NUTS easier. The bad jokes will continue until there's a dick in my mouth.🐄
#Himbo #Hairy #Furry #Cow #Bull #Cowboi #Gay #LGBTQ+ #Queer #Glasses #DumbJokes
I never judge a book by its cover. That being said, I've been reading this new mystery novel and every page is just a different recipe.
That's the last time I try to get my spook on with a book written by Martha Stewart.
#dumbjokes
My baby's starting to reach for things on her own now.
Which, is great because up to this point everything's been handed to her.
#dumbjokes
69 followers on YouTube? Noice. No one else follow me there this is the perfect number #animationpage #noice #dumbjokes
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Or in my case makes my lips swell up because I am allergic to them.
#dumbjokes
I've been giving a friend the cold shoulder for months and every time I do they say, "Hey, stop putting ice on me. It makes my shoulder very cold."
#dumbjokes #idioticidioms
Idk who needs to hear this, but even if a bear puts on socks and shoes, he’ll still always have bear feet.
#showerthoughts #silly #dumbjokes #lols #dadjokes
Right now, I'm letting the cat out of the bag. He got himself in there, got stuck, and it's no longer funny.
immediate update: He is much happier being out of the bag.
second immediate update: He is back in the bag. I just....I can't.
#dumbjokes
You can lead a horse to water, but, who can afford one in this economy?
#dumbjokes
I told someone that they better look before they leap. They got mad and told me to stop making fun of their blindness right before they fell off the cliff they were standing in front of.
(jk I wasn't an active participant in someone's demise)
#dumbjokes
QUICK JAY 002: WHAT DID TRUMP SAY TO JD? #YEAH! #puppet #puppets #AWKWARD #COMEDY #AwkwardComedy #JayThePal #QuickJay #joke #jokes #dumbjokes #Trump #JDVance Jay the Pal is brought to you by @PeteNicholls and @Pete.Ink support: Pete.ink/patreon
QUICK JAY 001: SPACE FACT! #YEAH! #puppet #puppets #AWKWARD #COMEDY #AwkwardComedy #JayThePal #QuickJay #joke #jokes #dumbjokes #Uranus Jay the Pal is brought to you by @PeteNicholls and @PeteInk support:
A bearded man smiling and holding the smartest, goodest boy (dog) who is wearing glasses. The dog. Not the man. The dog is wearing glasses. Literally, he is so smart. Not that glasses should be used as the barometer of intelligence. I guess that's a pretty tired trope. But ultimately I think it works to get the rest of the joke across.
So, Barney and I are hanging out and he turns to me and says, well, he says, "You know, I just think crypto is too volitile to act as a main source of currency and I don't really see it stabilizing anytime soon."
#dumbjokes #smartjokes #technically
Shouldn't it be Dr. Whom?
#dumbjokes #doctorwhom
2 things I absolutely know for certain about myself:
1. I'm amazing at finishing tasks
#dumbjokes
