My foot went to sleep during Stream and it lasted nearly a minute. @flavorfulvt.bsky.social wouldn't help me. He doesn't love me. #BadHusband
This man asked for only one topping for the pizza and I forgot to pick it up π€¦πΎββοΈ
#badhusband
Honestly, how is this mofo the one character that's made it onto every season?
#whitelotus #thewhitelotus #justiceforTanya #badhusband #jennifercoolidge
Oh yeah, this is a recording of this @literotica.com story
www.literotica.com/s/slippery-s...
and it has a companion piece that I won't be doing audio of 'cause I'm not a guy and can't fake it.
www.literotica.com/s/the-climb
#erotica #badmarriage #lackofintimacy #abusiverelationship #badhusband
My wife wasnβt happy with me for this. Poor Mallory has certain expectations of what Charlotte and I will think is funny and acceptable. But I think itβs hilarious and Charlotte thinks itβs a necessary part of her nest π€·πΌ
#pig #pigs #lifewithpigs #nestbuilding #badhusband #hilarious
What's harder to clean off a kitchen floor than spilled elderflower cordial syrup? π¬
#BadHusband
Off to the cinema to see The Imitation Game. @clairemchale is going to see The Hobbit but Iβm refusing to go with her! #badhusband