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Her bread keeps rising #badumtish
⏫ er så Tobbes! Trukket direkte ud af #badumtish stalden...
"But Cher is amazing and verges on excellent!" is a long shot! (9) #cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue #badumtish #notmyopinion
Vi slår lige et smut forbi den lave ende af morskabspoolen #badumtish
Det må være en hund af racen Snoop 🥸 #badumtish
Justifyably not christmassy yet?
Soothe with
Advent Calendula.
#BaDumTish
Don't you mean "tinsilitis"? #BaDumTish
Vi har hjemmelader og 2 brikker (at flytte med #badumtish) - og vi er rimeligt bevidste om ladepriserne, også i forhold til tilbagebetalingssatsen. Vi har haft held med at kombinere indkøb og opladning på offentlige standere, og på den måde styre det hele lidt i vores retning :-)
Like my men.
#BadumTish
I once met a man who's surname was Smallcock!
I tried so hard not to start giggling when he introduced himself.
I just about managed it, but I must admit it was quite hard for me to pull off!
#BadumTish 😁
*Yawns.. Stretches.. Lil Fart*
Morning Lufflies 🦋
Here's a thought 💭
Fucking cars must be exhausting ;D
#BadumTish
I do believe that Stephen Miller is a sexual matador…
…he can only perform when there’s a bull in his ring.
#badumtish
Large piece of garbage waiting for pickup at the whitehouse.
#BadumTish
Feel free to insert your own joke here about a pair of Wellingtons in Newsome #BaDumTish
A photo of an Ifor Williams trailer.
“Have you watched that new documentary about Ifor Williams?”
“No but I’ve seen the trailer”
#BaDumTish
#OldieButGoldie
Hoth is cooler! #sorrynotsorry #badumtish
Picture of a busker
I asked him if he could play Demis Roussos Forever And Ever?
He said he could but after an hour he’d be knackered.
#BaDumTish #totp #totp76
They're closed, so I guess I'm going to have to wait. #BadumTish
And reform on the far right #badumtish
I would consider myself a Waymo Progressive because I'm way mo progressive than I'll ever be straight Democrat.
#BaDumTish #IThankYou #OkOkImLeaving
#irishpub #independentsheffield #badumtish #dogandpartridge #photography #sheffieldphotographer #sheffieldphotography #fypシ
Apart from X of course 🥁 #baDumTish
Same for the United fans, of course, only they won't have come as far. #badumtish
Wait I've got it okay:
2 herons in a pond.
First heron says, "I must've eaten something weird, I EEL funny."
Second heron asks, "Did you just say eel?"
First heron: "No! You must be HERON things!" 🤣
#BaDumTish #OneSkeetStory
Klokkeklar #badumtish
Perfect, unique butthole, preserved for posteriority.
#BaDumTish #IThankYou #IWillSeeMyselfOut
I was looking to buy a #breadmaker today(Mmm😋 i can already smell the hot, freshly baked bread wafting through my #tinyhome)
But when I clicked on the store website i saw only one brand; I couldn’t find any other breadmakers.
There were no breadcrumbs on the page!
#BaDumTish
#SEO #seojokes