It's okay he's joking
maybe. a little at least. you just gotta listen for the tone of his voice it's fine
#beedart
I don't make DnD characters
I make shitty little men who run their mouths and slap the shit out of people
Meet Glimmergab the Gumshoe, a bat with a smile of brass.
#beedart
Hee-hee hoo-hoo
I am here to
Fuck
With
You
#beedart
I can't locate the post I saw originally but fuck it, "5 mins draw what you're wearing rn" sounded like a good fifteen minute break activity so
here you go
surprise I WORK FROM HOME
#beedart
a doodle of Smaug from the Rankin Bass Hobbit film, laying atop a pile of gold and looking off-screen incredulously. A speech bubble from him states "I know you're playing me right now..."
Same doodle of the first, but now he's sitting up straight with a really smug expression. The speech bubble reads "But you're right."
tfw when some little invisible fat dude sneaks into your lair to steal ur stuff but he's high key saying some nice things about u and ur actually really lonely
#beedart
A varied adventuring party is key to being prepared. A well-balanced team is ready for anything.
...Well everything except for the barbarian's inexplicable knowledge of fine wines.
(for buddies of mine, including Offline, Hal, and Geary!)
#beedart and a cautionary #nsfw as they are skimpin'
can I just reshare this
because I think I need to draw more of this
#beedart
FBC Firebreak is very good actually
#beedart
I was thinking about how I could make the sona a bit more monster-y...
#beedart
A friend called me out with libera me from hell from Gurren Lagann
and I just realized how ironic it was that I did a redesign of my sona because I felt powerless
and made a spiral the key part of the design
#beedart
Listen the King Gizzard WOO activates goblin mode each and every time
(featuring the ever-patient sufferer of my nonsense @augustkepler.bsky.social )
#beedart
I have two brain cells
and they're both bass drum pedals
#beedart
So. Learning some new things while being a dragon.
that there's a rutting season
and that I like it *noisy.*
#beedart #nsfw #kinktacular
(Done for Rohly!)
I did use the line "use the dragon like a tenga egg." That's on me.
(gift for a buddy who's tag I have completely failed to remember oop)
#beedart #nsfw
I had a moment while hanging out in VRC
and realized hey, my character is technically a shapeshifter. which means whatever feels like me can just
*be me.*
Anyways I made a ref sheet, enjoy!
#beedart #nsfw
Well, they're in for a long, LONG lesson about listening to the local herbalist before gallivanting off...
or they won't learn anything at all.
(follow-up for @gearydigit.bsky.social !)
#beedart #nsfw
They were warned about foraging for anything this time of year, especially for anything blooming...
(lil gift for @gearydigit.bsky.social inspired by recent shenanigans)
#beedart #nsfw